Stupid Flies!

Summary: Kakashi invites Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura over for the start of a wonderful new year. But what happens if it ISN'T so wonderful after all for a certain someone?

Today was a wonderful day, the birds were singing, people were enjoying the start of a wonderful new year…well, most people…

"Darn it! Where is he?!" yelled a spiky yellow-haired boy with blue eyes; wearing an orange jacket and caprice. Underneath the Jacket was a black t-shirt.

"NARUTO! That's the fifteenth time you said that today!" angrily yelled a pink-haired girl with emerald eyes; wearing a red dress up to her knees with a navy blue spandex shorts underneath.

"Aw Sakura-Chan! We've been waiting for 5 hours! 5 HOURS! I could be eating ramen right now too…" Naruto mumbled the last sentence, pouting.

"Hn" was the only reply from a handsome chicken-haired boy with black eyes; wearing a blue t-shirt, with a fan in the back, white shorts, and had accessories on his arms.

"Jeez Sasuke-teme! Can't you say anything else besides 'hn'?!" Naruto said annoyed with his teammate's lack of vocabulary.

"Aa" Sasuke said like 'yes-but-I-like-the-word-so-shut-up'.

"But why don't you say anything else?! It's killing me!" Naruto yelled, dropping onto his knees dramatically; with his arms stretched out in the air.

"Naruto, leave Sasuke-kun alone!" Sakura yelled.

"But Sakura-Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" Naruto was cut off my a puff of smoke. The mysterious person said, "Stop your whining Naruto. It's annoying me."

As the smoke cleared up, there was a white, spiky-haired man that covered his left eye; with a mask covering is mouth. He wore a Jounin vest on top of his long sleeve t-shirt, fingered gloves, and black pants.

Naruto and Sakura yelled , pointing at him, "Your late Kakashi-Sensi!!" While Sasuke just stared at his 'team'.

The mysterious person, Kakashi, waved his hand casually "Yes I am…. But I had a good reason."

Naruto and Sakura rose their eyebrows in confusion, even Sasuke did. It wasn't like Kakashi always said 'I had a good reason' everyday he was late. He would usually respond 'I got lost in the road of life' then Sakura and Naruto would point at him yelling 'LIAR!' as Sasuke was looking cool.

Sakura was the first one to break the awkward silence, "Okay… So what was your 'good reason'? " Sakura started tapping her feet on the ground in a motherly way as if her child was in trouble.

Kakashi started getting nervous. Sakura isn't the one to get angry. She's the apprentice of Tsunade, the fifth Hokage and one of the three Sanin. He started getting flashbacks of the time he tried to steal a cookie from her back pocket…

Flashback:

Team 7 was on a C-Rank mission. Their mission was to take a scroll to the Kazekage.

It was late at night. Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura were exhausted. Naruto was talking but everyone was tuning him out. I mean they've been traveling for 3 days. Naruto had enough energy because he got to sleep…. The others couldn't sleep because of Naruto. Jeez can that guy sleep. It's like a zoo for crying out loud! They tried to make him stop snoring by all the tricks in the book. Poke him, slap him, they even put Sasuke's sock in his mouth! Poor Sasuke…He had to throw away his favorite tomatoe sock…. Oh how Sasuke loaths Naruto…. Oh how he does…

After they dropped off the scroll to the Kazekage, they were walking around Suna.

Kakashi said tired, "Alright guys, mission accomplished." Naruto, being the hyper one, yelled, "YATTA! Another mission accomplish!" Sakura was just looking at him with no emotion while Sasuke was glaring at Naruto.

Kakashi coughed to stop the negative tension and yawned "We're going to find the nearest inn into groups. Sasuke and Naruto; and Sakura and I. Contact the other group when you've found one." Kakashi smiled beneath his mask but in his mind, he was laughing evilly. "The winners get tomatoes and ramen"

Naruto and Sasuke's ear's perked up. Once they heard what they wanted to hear, they started running together. Naruto was yelling, "RAMEN!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!" while Sasuke was yelling, "TOMATOES ARE BETTER! IN FACT, THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL!" While the two were arguing, Sakura was looking at Kakashi suspiciously "…you really didn't mean that, did you?" It was more of a statement than a question."

Kakashi laughed evilly and said "I did it! I did it all! It was my plan! IT WAS MINE!" Sakura started to freak out by Kakashi's outburst then started laughing evilly as well.

While they were laughing, people around the area were thinking 'retards'. Then Kakashi and Sakura heard something from Kakashi's microphone that sounded like Naruto and Sasuke's voices, "We found one! Now.give.us.the.stuff!"

Kakashi sighed while Sakura chuckled. Kakashi replied, "Alright…Now where are you guy's at?"

Sasuke was the first one to talk and said, "The street is 'Sun' and the house number is '8'."

Kakashi said sadly, "Okay… Meet you there soon…" He turned off the microphone and had a tear in his eye; he said quietly, "There goes my life savings…" He sighed again and turned to Sakura, "Let's go…" She nodded and followed the teary eye Kakashi.

Since Kakashi was waking pretty slow, Sakura went ahead of him by a couple of steps. Kakashi, looking down on the floor, he saw something in the corner of his eye moving. He looked up and saw a cookie out of someone's back pocket. Being ever-so-hungry, Kakashi, started to get closer to the person. He reached out his arm towards the pocket. 'Almost there…', Kakashi thought. He got the cookie and was about to pull it out. 'Cookie!', Kakashi thought, 'I'll eat you as soon as I get you…Don't worry, I'll eat you because this idiot won't eat you!' Unfortunately he didn't see who the person was. The person turned around slowly; so slowly that it looked like a robot. Kakashi turned his gaze at his oh-so-delicious cookie to see his female teammate. "Ehehe…Hi." Kakashi said nervously. "KA-KA-SHI! WHAT.DO.YOU.THINK.YOUR.DOING?!" Sakura said murderously. Kakashi could feel as if his life was slipping away and stuttered, "W-Well you see…" He glaced back at her back pocket, which the 'holy' cookie was sticking out. "PERVERT! DON'T LOOK THERE!" She hit him so hard that he flew to 'Sun 8'.

With Sasuke and Naruto:

"Where are they!?" Naruto said angrily.

"How am I suppose to know dobe? …They're probily getting me those tomatoes." Sasuke just drooled at the thought.

"Don't forget the ramen! …Good, hot, tasty ramen…" Naruto drooled. Naruto saw something coming his way. "Hey Sasuke! Lookkit! It's a shooting star!" He pointed to the blob coming closer and closer. "Hey Sasuke…Is it me or is the shooting star coming closer?" Naruto squinted his eyes.

Sasuke looked at where Naruto was pointing and it was coming close to them. "DOBE! IT'S GOING TO CRUSH US! I DON'T WANNA DIE SO YOUNG!"

Naruto gasped and started running around in circles. "I can't die yet! I wanna be Hokage! HO-KA-GE! … And I wanted to know what was inside Kakashi-Sensei's book!"

Sasuke twitched at Naruto's last sentence.

Naruto turned to Sasuke and said, "Sasuke…I want to tell you how I feel about you before my life ends …" Naruto sniffled while Sasuke was shocked. "I…I…I hate you...Oh so very much." Sasuke twitched angrily then the blob knocked out Sasuke and Naruto.

While then, Sakura was going through her back pocket and found a cookie. "Hey, I found a cookie!" Sakura ate the cookie little by little. Unfortunatly, the cookie was in her pocket for a month so she got sick for a week.

End of flashback

Just thinking about it gave Kakashi goosebumps. Kakashi said, "I was late to invite you guys over at my house for a new year's party. Team 7 style. What do you guys say?"

Awkward silence.

"Is there ramen?" Naruto asked curiously.

Kakashi rolled his eyes and replied, "Yes Naruto. There is ramen."

Naruto leaped for joy, "I'm going! Ramen, Ramen, Ramen!" Naruto sang.

Sakura said, "I'll go. It'll be wonderful for a new year's party!"

Then there was another one of those awkward silences. Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto were looking at Sasuke waiting for his answer.

"…Fine…" Sasuke finally said.

Kakashi smiled under his mask and said, "Okay. Meet me at my house at 7 O'Clock sharp! Remember to bring some sort of food to share with the others!" Kakashi 'poofed' away to some random place.

Team 7 went their separate ways getting what they need for the party.

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A.N. Well this is the end of this chapter. I think that there'll be at least 1 or 2 more chapters for this story. I hope some of you enjoy this story as much as I did. XD I tried my best on this story because it's my first one that I've done. ' The next chapter will be around Thursday.

1/2/06