The Rumor

Chaper 1: WTF?

Inutaisho sighed as he stepped out of the shower. His hard, tan, muscular body glistening as the little droplets of water trickled down his body then disappered under the plush white towel he wore around his waist. "Nothing like a hot shower to start off the day" Inutaisho said to himself. His sons had left the nest a long time ago, but they visited him often, mostly because he always had food, but that was Inuyasha and Sesshomaru for you. The taiyoukai took the towel off and dried his long, silky, silvery hair. Then he dried the rest of his body all the way down to his feet. Inutaisho sighed, some times he wished he was a kid again. Just so he could mouth off to adults and not get hit. Inutaisho was very well capable of protecting himself, but he wished he didn't have to. An enraged knock of his palace door sounded as he tied on his obi and strapped So'unga on his broad back. The Inulord had on his casual robe. It was a beautiful earth tone color and it drapped him comfortably. Inutaisho walked out of his room and down the hall. He hopped down the stairs and opened the door. "What do you want Sessho-" poor Inutaisho. His golden eyes widened like plates. 'Why me?' he sliently pleded, wondering what God he angered today. "Hello Inutaisho..." the demon said politely enough. "Hello... Ryuukotsusei" the demon lord replied. Inutaisho immediately went to pull out his sword, knowing damn well not to trust your enemies. Especially one such as the dragon that stood before him. Said dragon stopped him. "As much as I would love to kill you for your pelt feline, I am not here to fight"

"Then why are you here?"

"I'm here to show you this!"

Ryuukotsusei shoved a paper in Inutaisho's face. The taiyoukai snatched it and looked... He was horrified. The paper was a drawing, of him and Ryuukotsusei making out. In the picture Inutaisho's hands were up and bound in chains while Ryuukotsusei kissed his lips and molested his body. "MAN WHAT THE FUCK!" the taiyoukai excliamed as he and the dragon demon walked into his living room and sat down on the sofa. "THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT! I AM SO TIRED OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING RUMOR! I MEAN REALLY! WHO DOES THIS SH-" Inutaisho stopped mid thought. His head snapped over to the demon sitting beside him. Ryuukotsusei was smirking. "My my my Inutaisho, what rumor? The one about you being gay? Or maybe it's the one about you liking penis? Or my personal favorite, the one about how you and some other lords had a huge orgy at your palace-"

"Ryuukotsusei! Shut the hell up! This will cause you as much trouble as it will me!"

"True, any idea who drew it?"

Inutaisho looked at the name signed under it... he then sighed and he shook his head. Damn, of all the people in the world. "What? yoohoo? Intaisho?" Ryuukotsusei waved his hand in the dog's face. He snapped out of his trance then shuddered. "Who drew it?"

"Bunny"

"Yashimaru?"

"Yes"

"Damn, I knew she had a grugde against us but damn! She's a good artist though you have to admit"

Inutaisho sighed again. Bunny Yashimaru was a girl that he and Ryuukotsusei went to school with. They would pick on the poor girl everyday, making her life a living hell. Reason being that she was ugly, short, stringy, black hair, watery blue eyes, plumb form, and chapped lips. Bunny was a horrible sight, and she was critizised for it. Now Bunny moved away in the fourth grade, but now she's back, with a vendetta. Ryuukotsusei paled considerably, to think that he would face off with a lord that could kill him in an instant, but fear a mere artist. Inutaisho stood and looked at him. "We need to confront her and get to the bottom of this"

"Yeah" Ryuukotsusei said as stood, then catching on to what Inutaisho said, smirked. "Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you? A nice, firm, manly bottom"

"SHUT YOUR ASS UP!" he roared, making Ryuukotsusei laugh harder. "Oh come on! You set yourself up for that one, get to the bottom? you know good and well..."

"Ok" Inutaisho admitted, seeing the error of his words. "I did set myself for that one"

Ryuukotsusei laughed and drapped an arm over his broad shoulders as they made their way out of the palace and to the village where their past would catch up to them...