It's 3 in the morning here in Delaware. Emmet and Rose are watching the Race, Alice and Jasper are watching some Whitlock films, Jake and Ness are sleeping, Mom is working on a desighn for the house and dad is working on his work schedule for the week. It's summer. No school. We're bored!
"OH MY GOD!" Jasper yelled, running out of the house
Everyone looked at each other and went back to doing what there doing. I held Edwards hand and we watched our daughter sleep on her husbands shoulder. Emmet started braiding Rose's hair.
"THIS IS INSANE!" Emmet finally screamed, running to his room
"Well, love, we're going to New York." Edward said, getting up
I got up and went to my room, getting a suitcase filled with clothes and a purse for the plane ride. I also grabbed some money to bail out Emmet. I walked down to Ness and Jakes room, grabbed two suitcase's and they're stuff and threw them to the jeep. I got up, grabbed the sleeping lovebirds and put them in the car. I started tapping my hands on the wheel impatiantlly.
"HURRY UP!" I yelled
Soon everyone got to they're bum vehichles. Delaware is a cloudy beach area, like La Push, but a state on the east coast. It's the first state. It's also where I lived being the 99th president, so we're stayin at the beach house. Emmet is signed up with Jazz to become a Marine. So, he's all packed up and alot of people thought they were leaving when we got to the airport. They saluted him, and he replied with a "WAZZZUP!". Then, we ran into Jay Newton. My worst nightmare. Ahem, you guessed correctly. He is Mike Newtons GREATX10000, grandson.
"Bella," he tried, subductively
"Yes, Jay?" I asked, clearly annoyed at the fact he was on the same plane as me
"The bathroom is extra extra large in here."
"Is that so? Tell you mom she can fit in it."
He laughed, not a good way to impress a girl, laughing at your mom. He then sat next to me.
"My brother is sitting there."
"Where is he?"
"Oh, he's turning into a giant wolf."
He laughed, Well, it's the truth! But, I used a sarcasim voice.
"Your funny, Bella."
"Your funny too. Funny lookiing."
I know, not my best joke. He laughed agian, the idiot.
"Wow, Your the only one thats noticed."
"Oh, no, I'm pretty sure Jenn noticed, she just wanted her bird back from your mom."
"Well, she's good at hiding it."
WHY WONT HE LEAVE! I have half a mind just to bite him and turn him into a vampire, then tear apart him bit by bit.
"My brothers sitting there." I tried again
"Well where is he?"
"Well, hhe's right behind you with his gun he got from his Cornell."
He got scared, and there, standing infront of the isle way, is Jasper Hale, with his gun.
"I suggest you get out of my seat, before I kill you, mind you, your an immigrant, so I have the right."
Jay got up and scampered to his mom.
"Thanks Jazz, I owe you."
"No, trust me, I owe you. It was hilarious seeing the nits face."
"Let'd go find the others." I said
"Yeah, Emmet is probally swarmed by patriots. And possibly, Jake and Ness fell asleep on the luggage coveyer belt."
