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Chapter 1: Doing the right thing

Finn and Jake were bored in their tree house and decided to go out looking for adventure. Little did they know what was about to happen.

Finn: "See an adventure yet Jake?"

Jake: "Nah. Hey Finn, why are we looking for an adventure here?"

Finn: "Adventure can be anywhere Jake. Even the forest."

Jake: "But why do we have to keep walking Finn? Can't we stop for food or something?"

Finn: "Adventure never stops for food."

Jake: Jake looks at his growling stomach. "Finn, you're an idiot."

Finn: "An idiot huh? Why don't you say that to my FAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEE."

Jake: "Finn, are you alright?"

Finn: "Yeah Jake I just tripped on something."

Finn wasn't sure what he tripped on. He tripped on a snake and the snake wasn't very happy about it.

Mezmar: "Hey! Watch where you're going next time!"

Finn: "I'm sorry about that. I just tripped."

Mezmar: "You should be sorry! You just destroyed my house!"

Jake: "Your house? All I see is a bunch of leaves."

Mezmar: "It's still a house nonetheless."

Finn: "Well, since we destroyed your house do you want to come live with us?"

Jake then pulls Finn behind a tree thinking he's an even bigger idiot then before.

Jake: "FINN? What are you thinking? We can't bring a snake into our house! What if he's evil?"

Finn: "We jacked up his house; we have to do the right thing."

Jake: "Dude, We knocked over a pile of leaves."

Finn: "He says it's his house and we owe it to him to let him stay with us until we can find him a new place to live."

Jake: "Can't we just build a new pile of leaves?"

Finn: "No, he deserves a better place to live."

Jake: "Fine, but if we die it's all your fault."

Finn and Jake get out from behind the tree.

Mezmar: "So, am I staying with you or what?"

Finn: "Yes, by the way I didn't quite catch your name."

Mezmar: "It's Mezmar, and since I could care less about what your names are can you just show me where I'll be living for the next few days."

Jake: "Yeah. You're not evil are you?"

Mezmar: "Possibly."

Finn: "Jake, he's not evil let's go."

Jake: "Sure, idiot."

Finn and Jake then walk back to the house with Mezmar slithering behind them.

Finn: "So, how do you like your new abode?"

Mezmar: "I hate it. But I guess it will have to suffice."

Jake: "What's so bad about it?"

Mezmar: "It doesn't matter; just show me to my room."

Finn: "Sure, I'll have it ready in a few minutes."