Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. It belongs to Square Enix and Disney. This will probably be the only time I say it.

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A boy was lying on a bed in a room that looked like something out of a dream. And not a dream that makes you think 'that was a nice dream'. A dream that makes you think 'what the hell did that mean?'

Anyway, the boy stood up and looks around confused.

"Where am I?" he asks himself, not recognizing the room he was in.

As I said before, the room looked strange. There were two chairs, one with a teddy bear on it, and a small table next to it. There was a clock at the end of the bed. There was a fireplace, with a flower and a pot on the sides. Over the pot was a faucet. There was a small door with a snoring doorknob. There was a…

"Wait, doorknobs don't snore."

Realizing what he just said, he jumps back with a yelp. And of course, it wakes the Doorknob. It made a loud yawn. "Why did you wake me from my sleep?" the Doorknob asked.

"Umm…good morning?"

"Oh, good night." He then closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

"Wait, I'm lost. Can you tell me where I am?" He asked quickly.

"If you want to ask someone, then push back the bed and drink the potion." He said. "Potion? What potion?" he asked.

"That potion behind you." And with that, he fell asleep again. He turned around and saw that a table appeared with a potion and a card that said 'drink me!' written on it.

Doing as the Doorknob said, he pushed back the bed into the wall to find a small hole that was too small for him to fit in. not sure of what else to do, he drank the potion and so begins the real story.

He started to feel dizzy and smoke came out of him. Next thing he knew, he was on the table looking up at the bottle.

All he could do was yell, but he noticed the glass was about to fall on him and without thinking, jumped off the table before being crushed.

Recovering from the shock of nearly being killed, he went through the hole to find himself in a garden. Inside the garden was a throne that had a fat woman, probably a queen, sitting in it with… living cards guarding her. Then she noticed me.

"HALT" she yelled. As if by command, the cards surrounded me taking out their axes. "I have not seen you before. Who are you and why are you taking time out of my busy schedule?" She asked, sounded more like she was ordering me to tell her.

"My name is Tidus and I am lost. Can you tell me where I am?" he stuttered, feeling like he had no courage in him.

"You are LOST? Well, I suppose I can take time out of my schedule to tell you." She said. "Right now, you are in Wonderland." She said.

"Well, can you tell me how I could get back to my island?" he asked, sounding like he was begging. "Sorry, that is all the time I have. Now off with you." She told him.

"But…"

"You dare waste more of my time. Off with your head!!!" she yelled, nearly making me yelp again. Taking her orders, one of her cards swung its axe at my neck. But luckily, I ducked and dodged it, and then made a sprint for the nearest exit.

"AFTER HIM!!!" she yelled, and all the cards started chasing after him in the Lotus Forest. It had big trees and flowers, but not much else, so it was hard to find a hiding place. But it didn't stop Tidus from searching to the edge of the forest to find one. And of course he ended up surrounded.

"I didn't want to do this but…"

He took out his staff and in 10 seconds beat the crap out of all the cards.

"…You left me no choice."

The cards ran away before they were killed. But it wasn't Tidus they were scared of. It was the Large Body Heartless behind him. Turning around at the noise behind him, he turned around and almost yelped again.

Then he ran as fast as he could to get away from the fat Heartless but ended up getting cornered by Solder and Red Nocturne Heartless. He decided there was no other option but to climb the tree behind him. And he climbed as fast as he could.

It didn't stop the Heartless from climbing up after him though. At the top, he found a knothole and decided to jump in. but he wasn't in a tree. He was on the faucet in the Bizarre Room. And because he jumped in, he slipped and he nearly fell of the edge. But only half of his foot was on the faucet so he was bound to fall any second.

What happened next saved him, but in a painful way. The Cheshire Cat appeared and like magic, ice appeared around his foot and he was stuck to the faucet. And cold metal really gives a frozen feeling. But he was alive so he wasn't complaining.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I don't know if I should tell you yet. Try again later."

"Okay but is there a reason you saved me?"

"Yes. No. I don't know. But at least I did it."

"Well how did you make ice around my foot?"

"Simple. I used magic."

"Magic? You know magic?"

"Everyone knows magic. They just don't know they do."

"So maybe I could use magic?"

"Of course. You just need this." He gave him a small box. But before he could open it, the Cheshire Cat disappeared and so did the ice around his foot.

"Uh-oh" was all he could say before he started falling to his death. His life started flashing before his eyes. Or more accurately, what happened last night flashed before his eyes.

Tidus was sitting in his bed when he noticed the storm. He didn't think much of it until he noticed Sora walking outside. He decided to follow him, so he changed into his regular clothes: a pair of shorts that had one side longer than the other, a yellow and white T-shirt that was open in the front, and a pair of yellow sandals. And something told him he would need his staff and a blank journal.

But before he could leave his house, everything went dark and he blacked out.

While Tidus was remembering, he didn't notice a pair of hands holding his right hand.

"You can open your eyes. Your not going to fall." An unfamiliar voice said.

He looked up to see that a girl was holding on to him. He looked down to see he was an inch away from hitting the ground. He looked back up to see two more girls.

"Yuna, you should know not to run off. Especially not to save someone from simply hitting the ground." The older woman said.

"I know, but he didn't look like he would land on his feet." The girl who must be named Yuna said. "He could have gotten hurt."

"He still would have lived." A younger girl said.

Tidus wasn't really paying attention to their conversation. He was looking at what the three looked like.

The girl named Yuna was wearing something resembling a kimono. The young girl was wearing very revealing clothes. And the women was wearing a dress with dozens of belts on the front and the top revealed her cleavage.

Now that he knew what they looked liked, he decided to interrupt them.

"Excuse me, could you let me down so we could have a proper introduction?" He said, getting their attention.

"Oh, of course. My name is Yuna." She said, letting me down.

"Pleased to meet 'cha. I'm Rikku." She said, standing behind Yuna.

"I'm Lulu." She said, also standing behind Yuna.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Tidus." He said.

"Great. Now that we have introductions aside, do you mind telling us why you are here?" Lulu asked.

"I'm actually not sure how I got here. I just woke up here." He said.

"Do you know where your home is?" Yuna asked.

"No, but I'm sure I can find it!" He said.

"Well, maybe you can come with us." Rikku said, earning a glare from Lulu.

"Hey, that's a great idea. You could one of my guardians." Yuna said sounding excited!

"Yuna, you should give it more thought. We don't even know if he can fight" Lulu said.

"Hey, I'm a great fighter." Tidus said, feeling proud of his abilities.

"Then show us what you can do."

"Alright, just tell me how." Tidus said. As he spoke those words, the ground started shaking, and the Trickmaster Heartless appeared.

"Why don't you try beating that for us." Lulu said.

Tidus gulped. "No problem." He said as he got into his battle stance.

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There you have it. Chapter 1 of my first fanfic. And my first A/N. just to let you know,

Tidus and Yuna are14, Rikku is 13, and Lulu is 18. Okay, I'm sleepy, so read and review.