Fun With Policeman
Lt. Colonel Roy Mustang the "Flame" alchemist, was one day sitting in his office pondering on a report he had just received from Lt. Riza Hawkeye.
"Lt Colonel Mustang
It is my duty to report that sadly the "Fullmetal" alchemist, Edward Elric has been arrested for a public disturbance and assault. Apparently as "Fullmetal" was walking to Military headquarters here in central, he was shoved aside by a man who continued to walk by and called over his shoulder "Move over short stuff."
Well because of this "Fullmetal" had one of those "Fits" which I believe you know what I mean. It seems one of the nearby pedestrians saw this (of course someone saw "Fullmetal" beating the hell out of this man) and ran and got nearby policeman, who, upon arriving at the scene, promptly arrested "Fullmetal" not believing he had a diplomatic immunity unless arrested by his superiors as a State alchemist, even when he showed his state alchemist watch as proof of him being employed by the state
As you can see the policeman who arrested "Fullmetal" did not recognize him and is probably not aware of all the laws yet so (of course) "Fullmetal is now sitting in a cell in Central police station.
The only way to get "Fullmetal out of jail is if you, sir, were to go down there and inform the police of their mistake and Identify him.
Riza Hawkeye
Post Script
Please don't tease him, he is in enough trouble right now and I don't know what they would do to you if you set off your alchemy. "
Roy sighed as he placed the report into Elric's file.
"Guess I'll have to go rescue Elric from the 'Evil Policeman'' said Roy Laughing "Havoc your in charge until I get back with Fullmetal."
"Yes sir" replied Havoc "but may I ask why Lt. Hawkeye isn't here to do the job?"
"That's and easy question to answer, she is out at the shooting range venting" answered Roy as he pulled on his military coat "make sure she doesn't shoot you if you disturb her" with that Lt. Colonel Roy Mustang the 'Flame Alchemist', walked out of the office with the biggest smile on his face that Havoc hadn't seen since the last time 'Fullmetal' was in the office.
"What is he going to do to that poor boy now" sighed Havoc as he put his feet up on the desk "hopefully he doesn't do anything too horrific to the poor boy."