Ariel the mermaid liked to put her selection of seashells up her arse and vagina. She knew her best friend dora had been explored, as well as this she knew she had had fun with harry styles. Sure, she was jealous, but she didn't need a British toy-boy - not when she had her seashells…
Now this was a large selection, she had big ones, long ones, round ones, even pointy ones; it was 50 shades of seashells really. But the thing that turned her on the most of course, was hanging onto the ceiling and getting voldemort to shove them up her vagina.
"Hmm… Voldemort, further!" Ariel practically screamed.
Diego walked into the room; he was angry, and his large whopping penis made the whole of Spain proud as his smouldering sexiness distributed around the room, making everyone brutally horny. Suddenly, Taylor Swift sprinted into the room, while grabbing onto his penis furiously she took out her guitar, already preparing the break-up song she would put on her next album. Just as things were getting truly heated with the four, they heard the door open; good god it was Donald Trump! And he was horny!
"Gee whiz!" said Ariel politically, "I think we even upped the one direction orgy with this one!"
The group laughed heartily, while continuing to pound into each others vaginas/arses/who-knows-what.
"You know what?" Taylor began, the group turned to her, tears in their eyes. "Next time, we should send the annual invite to Kanye and Kim, you know, put our differences aside and put our junk united!"
They all cheered: "All for one and one for all!"