Puablo was just like any other Mexican starving and living in a box. He had one problem though he was smart so he knew what kind of craphole Mexico was. So he had a master plan he was going to cross the Border. So Puablo started telling all the other Mexicans to run with him and they did it was the first Mexican sport, cross country (get it!) So they all ran across the border 10% made it through the border patrol the rest were shot. So Puablo made it to America and was now a "legal" resident in Texas He was now homeless in Texas. while walking he saw something he never saw before a restaurant named taco bell. So Puablo walked in and saw that this was a Mexican restaurant he went up and ordered a Burrito They asked him for something he never heard of before it was called "money". He told them he had none and they told him "I knew yow were poor I could smell the poverty a bagajillion miles away" but a black guy said" I'll Pay for your burrito little poverty man" What is your name asked Puablo" The man said "Detroit, I've got a friend named St. Louis to" so he ate his burrito with his new friend Detroit neither of them had a car so they walked down the road hitchhiking when finally someone let them in their car it was a blue Prius. The man was fat He said he was Jewish and his name was Hitler. So Puablo Being the dirty Mexican he is said "did you know you could fit 104 of you Jews in here 2 in the front 2 in the back and 100 in the ashtray". Hitler laughed and soon Detroit, Puablo, and Hitler were best friend the three musketeers Detroit was the chocolate Puablo was the caramel and Hitler was the unneeded Jewish nut. So they rode to Hitler's house It was a big house Puablo and Detroit asked if they could move in and he said "yes but I don't have a shower bad stuff happens to Jewish people there". So they were all a very nice interracial family. Then they all went to sleep. But then the next day they found out to do anything they need money $$$. So Detroit told them " Me and my friend St. Louis used to do this thing called robbing a bank" "What happened to St. Louis" asked Puablo "He moved to a far away land called St. Louis" said Detroit. Hitler chimed in and said "you know St. Louis is only like 200 miles away" "Then let's rob a bank buy a private jet and fly to St. Louis" said Detroit. So they went to a bank called 6th 4th bank they got out there "weapons" (all they had was some bats) and yelled this is a robbery. The cops came and they were all arrested and sent to prison.
PS I'm not high and I'm White