Hotties Pageant
Chapter One
A/N:
Yes this was written with permission from Metalner. I'm not quite sure where this will go yet so Make sure to review otherwise there'll be no motivation for the next chapter. P.S. I HATE putting myself or people I know in real life into stories so please bare with me…
A girl wearing a gray sweater sat on her bed, a pained expression, her face was growing red and her fist clenched the thick purple comforter. She starred at her bookshelf on the opposite side of the room. Sitting on top the book self was a noisy device shaped like a large white eggshell. It blinked 6:05 a.m. and growled electron beep after beep.
"I hate you! I hate you!" the girl shouted from her bed. Her dyed red brown hair, snarled and messy flecked in her face.
There was a knock on her door, no, it was more of a soft pounding, "Kida if you don't get up now you'll won't have a chance to eat breakfast."
Kida growled and got off her bed and turned on the lights and staggered to the door. Yet another school day was begging.
At seven-a.m. dawn started to lighten the dark blue sky Kida trudged through the February snow littering the sidewalks, storefronts were lighting up, ready to snatch the last minute student or office worker. Typical skyscrapers off in Tokyo in the distance glowed against the west.. Kida contuined to trudge, completely spaced out. And then---
"Kida-chan!" Kida's eyes widened as she was knocked over into the snow by a glomp.
"Yumi-chan…" Kida sighed, burshing the snow out of her sort-of-brushed hair and off her light blue jeans.
Yumi had a glowing aura to her, dyed sliver hair and contacts giving her silted pupils and yellow eyes. She wore a black sweater and baggy Goth pants.
"Kida-chan's not awake yet !" she cheered.
"Ki's not awake yet, and even worse, EBAN ATE MY BREAKFAST!" Kida shouted to the sky in a dramatic pose, holding her fist to the sky.
Yumi giggled, "Same thing every morning between you and your brother. You'll never guess what's going on!"
"What do you mean, the fact that your hearing can pick up my tummy?"
"NO! Well-actually-yeah I can, but that's not the point!"
OH?" Kida mocked.
"Yeah! Megumi got called for a beauty pageant!"
Kida walked forward toward school and blew a puff of visible air on to her bangs. "That's not anything new. Megumi is a pop idol; I'm amazed that something like that hasn't happened yet."
"But Koko was called, along with sherry and all the Zatch Bell girls!"
"ALL the Zatch Bell girls?" Kida turned to look Yumi-chan right in the eye.
"Yeah! I hear they have to throw pies at each other and wear a swimsuit and-and-and.. and ppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee."
A sweat drop grew over Kida's forehead. Kida lunched into a tackle hug attempting to knock Yumi into the pile of snow. Instead Yumi slid backwards on a patch of ice. Tears welled up in the eyes of both girls, oh no… Yumi flew hitting the back of her head against the concrete and skid face-first against the uniced portion of the sidewalk.
Kida hoped up immediately, Yumi-chan! Yumi-chan! Are you okay?!" quick to attempt to help Yumi up. Yumi held the back of her head and sat upright.
"Yeah I'll be fine." She grumbled, reaching a hand out for help up. Kida over exerted the pull and slipped backwards on the ice again and Yumi feel right back down on her butt.
At this point the storeowner grew curios about the yelps of falling girls. He opened his door in time to see Yumi stand up and walk toward Kida just to fall over on her head again. "I'm going to have metal damage here!"
The storeowner rushed out to help the pair up only to slip on the ice himself. Off in the distance the school bell rang, they were officially late.
Both Kida and Yumi staggered their bruised bodies into the school and apologized to the art teacher, sat down and pulled out the colored pencils and sharpies, holding ice to the back of their heads.
"Yumi-chan, you were right, nobodies in class today." Kida noted glancing around the room. Sherry and her black and pink abstract painting was left untouched, Koko's flower still life sat half done, Shions ribbon and yawn collogue just sat and Megumi's picture of ice cream spitting out music notes, actually maybe it was a microphone with music notes, no one could figure it out. "Even Kiyo and Blue are gone."
"I heard Kiyo and Blue were judges." Yumi said pointing with her sharpie, leaving a black strike across Kida's face.
Unfazed Kida starred at the empty seats. Her eyes widened. "Lets have a pageant!"
"But the girls are gone."
"Oh who cares about girls, I think we should force the boys into it! I mean what would you give to see Kiyo in a spedo?"
"Kiyo is judgeing."
"Oh well we can drag him here anyway!"
"In winter?"
"Why not? Haven't you heard of the snow bunny pageant? Girls wear pretend bikinis and stand in the snow with snow boards. If guys are aloud to that to us... let's get them back.
"Get who back for what?" a boys voice directly in front of Kida asked.
Wonrei with his blank purple eyes and warm smile was inches away from Kida's face. Kida brushed a quick kiss against his lips and looked right into his eyes. "Wonrei would you be in the Hotties pagent?"
Wonrei jumped back quickly, a dark swirling aura appeared over head and his face blued and image formed over his head. Wonrei stood with his long white hair and perfectly toned chest on a snow beach in bright pink bikini.
"See Kida? He thinks it's a bad idea too."
"Oh common it's not like we're going to put him in a bikini! And we can even hold it inside the mall or the school."
Wonrei continued to grow bluer and bluer in the face, the image of Wonrei and his perfectly toned body standing before a crowd in a Speedo. Lack of oxygen finally caught up with him, thank god, he gasped as he passed out on the ground.
"Great that's one contestant!" Kida shouted holding her ice pack in the air.
Yumi sighed, "He passed out, that's not an answer. Plus we need at least one more Judge before we can do anything.
"Hmmmm alright then how about this! All the girls that can answer this riddle will be let on the judging team. I move forward but never back wards, always shown but never seen, what am I?"
"Yeah like anyone you haven't told this too will get it."
"Hey you never know people may just be smart."
A/N:
And that's the end of the chapter! If you want you can be on the Judging team, there are two requirements: Of course you have to have a Fanfic account and, You have to find guys hot. (If you're a boy that swings like that…. I'll just look sideways and not really care…) Answer the riddle if you can! (I am slow so i won't get this but: You don't need to slove the riddle)
I love winter as a story setting, I hate winter as living through it. Yumi-chan Please Don't hate for putting you into the story!
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