DO NOT get mad at me for not updating my other stories. I was tired and needed a break, so I wrote this all-dialogue piece. It's okay…I guess. I just needed to clear the mind.
Disclaimer: IDNOSWAC, Zac Efron, or Vanessa Hudgens. I do, however, own Christine Landor (the girl Chad kissed in this story).
Dedicated to anyone that has EVER reviewed my stories. You guys brighten my day!
Jealous Much, Eh?
"Sonny!"
"What, Chad?"
"Why are you on the cover of Tween Weekly, kissing Zac Efron?"
"You care because…"
"Because…because… I'm not on the cover!"
"Sure…"
"You didn't answer my question, Sonny."
"I'm going out with Zac now!"
"WHAT!"
"Hahahaha! You should've seen your face!"
"Wait…so you're not going out with Efron?"
"No, but he got me pregnant."
"…"
"I'm kidding, Chad. Zac and I weren't going out…we were just on a date."
"And you kissed him?"
"He actually kissed me. Stupid player. I can see why Vanessa hates him."
"Oh. That's nice."
"Jealous much, eh?"
"Uh…"
"I thought so. You just can't get enough of Sonny Munroe."
"Two can play at this game, Sonshine."
"Oh, yeah?"
"I'll see you tomorrow."
….
"Chad Dylan Coop-"
"Saw the cover of Tween Weekly, huh?"
"Yes. I know that you're trying to make me jealous, but you're not. Well, just a little. Not jealous but more like concerned. You know that Christine Landor is a little bitch. And a slut too. I mean, she's probably just dating you for your fame. You are dating, right? 'Cause if-"
"…"
"..."
"Chad?"
"Yes."
"Why did you just KISS ME?"
"Because you wouldn't shut up."
"You could've slapped me or something."
"CDC is a non-violent person."
"Uh-huh. America's most hated puppy shover."
"No comment."
"So…"
"So…"
"Are we, dare I say it, dating now?"
"Well, it depends."
"On what?"
"Do you like me?"
"Do you like me?"
"I asked first!"
"Chad, you went to kindergarten like the rest of us. Remember? First is the worst, second is the best?"
"I don't recall."
"Whatever. I guess…I do like you."
"Well, if you like me, then I like you."
"So, are you asking me out?"
"If I'm asking, are you accepting?"
"If I'm accepting are you asking?"
"Yes."
"Yes."
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Good!"
"Good!"
"Pick you up at six?"
"No, that's when Efron is picking me up."
"…"
"Kidding."
Okay, not my best. I need a favor, though. On my profile page is the web link to my blog. Although it does not have to do with Fanfiction, it would be nice if you visited the blog (it's about food) and followed it. I suck with technology, so I can't tell you how, but I think there's a button to follow the blog. YOU MAY NEED A BLOGSPOT ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW (I don't know). It would make me smile as much as reviews do!