Hi!
I know I should be working on my other stories right now, but until I get some inspiration I decided to post this for some laughs! Here ya go. BTW, the bottom authors note is by 'Suethor' me.
Chapter One:
Mariella Sapphire Destiny Thompson herd a nock on her copmartment door. Shew as surprized. last year at high school (befor she weant 2 hogwerts) she had beeen un-popular and was piced on. She swept er golden clored hare over her sholdar, fluffed her black cat ears that she was wereing crsytal earrings on, fluttered her large, dazzling sapphire blu eyes (dats how she got her second nam), and opened da door. She hadch osen da most epmty room in da trane. A boy put hs heed in da window. "Do u mind iff i sat hear?!" He aksed. He had handsome blond hare adn it was long and sexah. He had icey blue eyes lic limpid tears. He was wereing a sleeveliss tshirt and whit skinny jeans dat clung to him attractilvey.
"i dont mind" said Mariella, delihgted. "My nam is Mariella Sapphire Destiny Thompson, but u can call me Mariella."
"U r beootiful, will u go out wif me?" He aksed sexily.
"okay." She straightened Her slimpe blue dress wif white pearls emroubdered on it and fingerered her saphire and sliver neclace. "What is your nam" Shea asked. "Regulus Black" he said. "what house r u in? I hav never layed eyes apon ur beooty befor."
"Dis is my first year," she asnwered sweetly. "Dumbly Dore mad a mistack and seant da hogwarts letter thingy to my cousin HerMone instead. Im 16"
"so am I."
then they started making out until it was tim for dem to get of da train.
A/N: is it goood. Tell me plz. Ma friend told me shes nut a Maru Sue, so itz ok!