Hey! So, I recently discovered Artemis Fowl and Gallagher Girls! Both awesome books by the way! And before you say "Why are you talking about Artemis Fowl here?" I just wanted to! Anyway, I have been recently compelled to make a crossover between Gallagher Girls and Big Time Rush. Don't know why, I just was! I hope that this story becomes great overtime. If you like it then tell me! Review! (Unless ur gonna flame. Io accept constructive criticism too ya know!) Tell urfriends about it too! Don't leave me with a totally unwanted story that I'm very happy to start writing! Plz? Anyway, here's chapter 1. It starts after Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy because after that it becomes WAY too complicated for me to work into the plot. The pairings are-Bex x Carlos Liz x Logan Macey x James (she WILL change his ways. She will find a way!) Zach x Cammie and Kendall x Jo. That's all I gotta say in this extremely long authors note!

"Ms. Baxter. How much money did that young lady just give the man playing the guitar?" Mr. Solomon said into the comms unit.

"Two dollars." She replied in a completely American accent while we continued to look at the map. "I think we should go to the Hollywood sign." She added to me, sticking with our cover of being tourists. I looked around and thought about how lucky the real tourists were. Mr. Solomon had called for a last minute CoveOps final for almost the entire school. Even the students who weren't taking CoveOps were taking it. The seventh graders were doing everything completely wrong. I almost as one of them looked over her shoulder. She probably thought she was just looking out for her friends, but she was really just making everything more obvious that she was worried and didn't want to be followed. Not that I blamed her. If I hadn't come from a family of spies and I had a chance to take a sneak into CoveOps I might have done the same thing. Maybe.

"What do you think Chameleon?" Bex asked.

"What?" I asked.

"You're so oblivious. I asked if you wanted to go to the Hollywood sign, or go shopping." She laughed, but was not fooling me. Bex would NEVER suggest going shopping. But, it's all about doing things that are new to you.

"Ms. Morgan, four boys just walked past you. What were they wearing and what were they looking at?"

"Short one had jeans, a helmet, black t-shirt and was staring at his corndog." He wasn't really short though. Just by comparison to his friends. "Tall one had a comb in his pocket and was wearing black pants and a red Hollister shirt, staring at Peacock. Other two were also wearing jeans. Blond one had a white shirt on, staring at a girl across the street that the hotel Palm Woods and the last is wearing a green shirt at reading a math book." I said without looking away from the direction Bex was pointing to. "We should definitely go to the Hollywood sign." I added.

"Ms. McHenry, your alias is Diana Golemi. You're the daughter of Hannah and Ralph Golemi. Stick withthe cover of Gallagher Girl. Be careful with that boy walking up to you." Mr. Solomon warned. I couldn't help it. I looked around, pretending to look for someone, and saw the tall boy I had described walking straight towards Macey, and his friends were shaking their heads if it was a lost cause. Which it totally was.

"That's it girls. You all passed. It's time to go. All girls between 9th and 12th grade, we have made arrangements for you at the Palm Woods for half of summer break. Pick up your alias at the Hollywood sign and then go straight there. Keep your accents. You bags have already been sent. Have a nice summer. And be careful."

"Let's go get Diana." Bexsaid with a smile, back to having a British accent. We walked across the street to where Macey was standing.

"Hey Diana." I said, with the tall boy still standing there.

"Hey guys." She smiled. "What's up?"

"We're going to the Hollywood sign. Wanna come?"

"That's so weird! We were just gonna head up there too!" He said, and it was totally obvious he was only saying that so he could stay with Macey. "You guys wanna come with us?"

"Actually, it's a school trip. Hence the uniforms. Sorry." Liz walked over and pointed at the Gallagher crest on our uniforms.

"So…where are you guys staying?" He asked. Liz had clearly not even fazed him.

"Palm Woods."

"Cool! I live there. So I'll be seeing you around?"

"Guess so." Macey said, clearly disappointed. As he walked away we all laughed at Macey's face.

"Alright already!" She finally exclaimed. "Let's just go!"

I looked over the new...me. My name was Carly Morgan, and shockingly I was still the daughter of the headmistress of Gallagher! They had only changed my first name. I didn't know why, but there wasn't much I could do about it now. Bex was now Juliet Jetterson. Of course, she refused to be called Juliet and went with JJ instead. Liz was Mandy Harrison and Macey had already gotten her alias as Diana Golemi. She had to keep wearing her red wig and bright blue eye-contacts. She complained that the wig was even itchier than the time she had purposefully gotten lice to piss of her parents. It had worked, but she paid for it. Courtney Bauer was Kimi Lakeson, Anna Fetterman became Penelope Johns and Tina Walters turned into Ali Beck.

That's really all that changed about us. Just names, and it was honestly a relief not having to change everything about myself, while still being undercover.

"So...now what?" Anna asked.

"I guess we just go to the hotel. I think Diana over here has a potential date." Bex said, thumbing Macey.

"Pretty boy? You've got to be kidding me! He's obviously self obsorbed, concited, and not very bright."

"So, what your saying is that he's hot and might be your future husband?" I laughed.

"As if!" We jumped into the car. "I don't even know his name."

"How can you not?" Tina almost screamed. "He's only James Diamond of Big Time Rush!"

"Chill Ali." Liz warned. "You know Diana. And when do we ever have time to listen to boy bands?"

"They are not just a boy band! They're number one on the charts, and soooooo hot! How could you not want to date him?"

"Because of all the flaws I had previously mentioned." She said simply.

"Wow, this place is-"

"Terrible!" I finished for Bex. Our room was drab, outdated, filthy and totally ugly in almost every way.

"How could this school get this place for us?" Liz asked, jumping over a mysterious stain on the floor.

"I don't care, but I'm going to unpack and go to the pool. The sooner I can get out of here the better." Bex said as she pulled all our suitcases into the bedroom.

"Agreed." Me, Macey and Liz said simultaneously as we followed her. Our room was that same dirty brown color, and our beds looked like they hadn't been cleaned in months.

"This is disgusting!" Liz exclaimed. "How are we supposed to 'Have a Palm Woods day!' like that guys said if this place isn't fit for roaches?"

"Live with it. The rest of the hotel is amazing. So, we just use our skills to find a way to get another room, or sleep somewhere else. I'm sure we can find somewhere else for a while." I said.

"Well, we can think about that later. I'm going swimming!" Bex said as she came out of the bathroom wearing a bathing suit. Did I mention it was a bikini? Bex was wearing A BIKINI!

"You guys coming?" She asked as she prepared to walk out of the door.

"I'll come, but I'm not swimming." Macey said. "I can't with this stupid wig. Anyone got hair dye?"

"You don't need it." Liz said as she took out a bottle and tossed it to Macey. "This stuff washes out, and I have waterproof spray to make it stay for at least two consecutive hours under water. Double that if you're just swimming."

"Let me guess, you made it?" I asked. Liz never ceases to amaze me.

"You know her well enough. Let's just go, this bloddy place doesn't even have AC!" Bex snapped.

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