Fearsome Friday

Generation X vs. Jason Vorhees

by Benji The Vampire Confuser

Based on Characters owned by Paramount Pictures (I think) and Marvel comics.

Chapter 1

"Jeeze M, got enough stuff there?" Jubilee snorted. Monet was in the process of putting two steamer trunks and a suitcase in the back of the van. "We're only gonna be gone a week fer chrissakes."

"First time camping Monet?" Everett asked in a more civil tone.

"To be perfectly honest yes. Do you think I have overdone it Mr. Logan?"

"To each his own Darlin'" Wolverine answered. "Everybody ready to go?" he asked the others. Mondo, Angelo, Paige and Jonathan were already in the car. Leech, Artie and Franklin were staying home.

"Take good care o' the kids Wolverine." Sean said. "If anything happens to them, you get to tell their parents."

"No prob Banshee. What could go wrong with the ol' Canuckle head keepin' an eye on things? Don't answer that."

Tom and Beth were the last ones to arrive. It was almost dark out by the time they got there.

"Yo yo, wassup!" Deron yelled from the cabin door. "Y' jus in time f' th' patay!"

"You're drunk Deron." Tom said.

"Was ya point yo?"

Tom and his friends, Nick, Beth, Deron, Matt, Ross, Mary and Angela had rented this cabin to celebrate their graduation from high school. Tom's parents would have had a fit if they knew about his friends "quirks". Nick was the stereotypical nerd. He wore glasses that were taped together, and he even got strait A's at school. What no one knew however was that he made and sold drugs. Beth and Deron were alcoholics. Matt was a conspiracy theorist who believed that the Government had created Giant Robots called Sentinels to combat Mutants. Ross was a member of the Friends of Humanity. Mary was obsessed with the occult. And Angela was a clinically diagnosed Nymphomaniac.

"Yo man," Deron said looking out the window. "Check out the weirdos who just moved in next door."

"What?" Ross jumped up.

"Chill baby," Angela said, grabbing him and pressing herself against him. "He said weirdos, not mutants."

"You haven't taken your medication have you?" Ross asked her.

"Not yet, help me take it."

"Uh..right."

Jubilee grinned at Monet's expression of disgust. "S'matter M? Not good enough for Little Miss Priss?"

"Oh leave her alone Jubilee." Paige said. "So she's never gone camping before, so what? Personally, this is like coming home."

"Surely your house was not like this?" Monet asked incredulous.

"No, our house was actually pretty nice. But most of our neighbors had houses that were worse than this."

"Yikes," Jubilee grimaced. "Wonder how the guys are getting settled in?"

"Mondo, it'd probably be best if you took the bottom bunk amigo." Angelo said eying the rickety structures.

"Certainly my friend." Mondo said.

"How about you Jono?" Everett asked. "Top or Bottom?"

"Bottom," Jono said. "I've always hated the top fer some reason."

"You sleeping outside Mr. Logan?" Everett asked.

"Got that right."

"Knock knock."

Jubilee turned, expecting to see one of the guys, but instead she saw a boy, about 18.

"Hi, my name's Tom."

"Hey, I'm Jubilee, and this is Monet and Paige."

"It's nice to meet you, listen, me and the gang are going to play capture the flag tonight when it gets dark. You guys want to play?"

"Sure, you ask the guys yet?"

"Sounds like fun, we're in." Everett said.

"You know the area?" Logan asked. "I don't want any o' you gettin' lost."

"Yeah we know the area." Tom said. "We'll look out for everybody."

"All right, you kids go have fun."

To be continued....