Weeds, Nancy/Val, joint
"Your kid is fucked up."
Val snort-laughed and looked at me. "And yours are perfectly normal."
"Woah, let's not go that far," I said, holding up my hands. "I know they're more adjusted than yours, but let's not go overboard."
She nudged me with her elbow and I laughed, dropping to my back on the grass. We were out front of the house in Renmar, and these moments made me glad I decided to stalk her. It almost seemed like a real friendship, not one based on guilt and the owing of money.
"Wanna get high?" I asked, turning to look at her over the top of my sunglasses. I don't normally use the product, I only sell it, but once in awhile...
"Yeah," she said simply, not even bothering to look at me. I think she'd been expecting me to ask, or something.
"Well all right then," I said, a smirk pulling at one corner of my mouth.
"One of your normal kids gonna roll us a joint or do they just grow it for you?" she asked, and I couldn't tell if her shifty eyes were meant to be suspicious or smart-assed.
Either way I nearly choked, then laughed it off. "Fucker," I muttered under my breath, getting up with a groan. When did I get so old that getting up off the fucking ground was a chore?
I started to head inside when fingers curled into the waistband of my skirt jerked me to a stop, and I fell backwards on my ass, just missing landing on her stomach.
"Am I missing something here?" I asked, pushing my glasses up on top of my head. "I was about to get us a--" The look on her face shut me up. It was... predatory.
"Come here," she said, crooking a finger at me.
"I'm right next to you," I pointed out.
Her hand disappeared into her pocket and she came out with a small baggie full of weed and some zags. "I need a table, bitch," she said, dragging me over her lap.
I opened my mouth to protest when I realized I liked it. So I squirmed and shot her a sassy look over my shoulder, which earned me a smack on the ass that made me squeal in surprise. "I didn't realize we had this sort of relationship," I said.
"We didn't," was her reply. "We do now."
I propped myself up on my elbows. "That so?"
Don't know what I expected, but her hand up my skirt wasn't it. My eyes widened, then I squeezed them shut when fingers moved inside my underwear and teased through my sudden heat.
"Holy shit," I burst out with the first thing I could think to say, and then as I usually do, I just rolled with the punches. Why not? "Well?" I asked after more teasing. "If you're gonna fuck me, fuck me. Don't take all day, I got things to do later."
She laughed and clamped a hand over my mouth, shutting me up as she pushed inside me, fucking me to oblivion until I screamed and came right there in the front yard... and while I laid there catching my breath, she rolled the joint.