Whee!! I can't believe I actually got off my lazy bum and wrote something! I don't know whether it
was the caffeine or the nagging voices in my head that inspired me...but all I can do now is warn
you that what follows came from my endless depths of insanity. As always, feedback is
welcome...hell, I wouldn't even mind an MST... ^_^ Either way, enjoy.
Disclaimer: The Bakuretsu/Sorcerer Hunters are not mine. However, certain elements of this fic are mine.
The plot is mine.
Pixie Stix Girl is mine.
I'm not sure what else I'm going to put in here yet, but I'm pretty sure that its either going to be mine or
not mine...on to the fic!
Prologue
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Somewhere on the Spooner continent, a teenager wearing a bright pink shirt was writing
something down in a notebook, a shrill giggle escaping her every few moments. The little red
pencil with more than a few bite marks on it and a next to nothing eraser etched little words all
over the lined paper. On the top of the paper, the words "My Special Plan Thingy To Take Over
The World and Stuff Like That" were clearly visible in huge, chicken scratch letters. Beneath that
in smaller, but equally illegible letters was written "By Pixie Stix Girl".
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the antagonist of the story. Gods help us all.
********
"Not another one!" Carrot wailed, on his knees and begging in front of the lavender-haired deity.
"I'm afraid so, Carrot. Though this mission promises to be less difficult than the previous one."
"Well, yeah! Anything has to be easier than a giant seven headed, six legged, green and purple
with orange polka dots from the neck down, seven story monster that breathes fire and has the
telepathic power to control minds!! C'mon Mama! Give us a break," Carrot resumed begging.
"Carrot, have you forgotten what these sorcerers do to those innocents who try to live in peace
and-- "
"Okay, okay! We'll do it!" Carrot glowered. It was better than going through this old lecture again.
The other four hunters were standing behind Carrot, Misu sisters standing next to one another
looking bored, Gateau was once again trying to get the attention of Marron, who had once again
turned his back. Marron was trying to hear what the mission was going to be about...because he
knew it all went in one ear and out the other with this team.
"So then, your mission is to find the holder of a forbidden magic," Big Mama informed.
"Oh, joy." Gateau rolled his eyes.
"This isn't just any forbidden magic, however..."
"It always has a catch," Carrot muttered.
"This forbidden magic is called Hakkyou."
Big Mama waited for a reaction from any of them, and as though on cue Marron spoke up.
"...Big Mama...isn't Hakkyou a form of mind-affecting magic?"
"Yes, Marron...which means you won't be able to absorb it, Carrot."
Obviously, the older Glace brother hadn't been paying attention. In fact, he was caught at a
rather ungainly composure, on the floor, picking at his now bare feet. Upon hearing his name, he
perked somewhat and looked at the deity with a 'Who, me?' expression.
"What exactly does this magic do, Mama?" asked the younger Misu sister as she adjusted her
overly large sunglasses.
"It causes its victims to go insane."
Carrot looked over the group with a rather skeptical expression. With the exception of Marron,
they were ALREADY insane. What, with the wild laughter of Tira as she whipped him into a
bloody pulp every time he transformed, Chocolate's overobsession of him,
Gateau's...overobsession with himself, and his own hyperactive libido that caused him to go
insane with lust, he figured they'd be all right.
"Oh. No worries there," Carrot beamed.
"This is a very serious matter, Carrot," Big Mama scolded, "You must be careful not to fall under
this spell."
"Erm. Who exactly are we looking for again?" Carrot asked with the usual clueless expression.
"That's what we're sending you to find out," Dotta chirped, waving her hand in an all too familiar
gesture. "Good luck hunters, bye-byeeee!"
PWOOF. When the pink smoke cleared, the group of five found themselves on a well worn dirt
path leading into a rather large town.
********
Moments later...
********
"DARLING!!"
"CARROT!!"
"....." A light sigh.
"...." All too obvious eye rolling.
"Its only been five seconds, and Darling is already off chasing girls!!"
"Well, you gotta give the little dipshit some credit...he can run pretty fast." Gateau
scratched the side of his head as he watched the large dustcloud previously known as
Carrot get further and further away.
"If only he were that passionate about our missions," Marron sighed in exasperation.
"Well, I'm not just going to let my Darling shamelessly hit on some tramp! I'll show him
he doesn't need any other girl but me!" With that, Chocolate was off after Carrot,
creating a second dustcloud.
"Sister!!" And there went Tira, right after her.
"...."
"...."
Gateau and Marron casually walked after the rest of the group.
"Hey, Marron..."
"No."
"No to what?"
"No to whatever it was that you were going to say."
"Damn. No whipped cream, then?"
There was a long pause in their conversation as Marron's left eye began to twitch.
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That's all I have for right now! R/R! More chapters will follow!
was the caffeine or the nagging voices in my head that inspired me...but all I can do now is warn
you that what follows came from my endless depths of insanity. As always, feedback is
welcome...hell, I wouldn't even mind an MST... ^_^ Either way, enjoy.
Disclaimer: The Bakuretsu/Sorcerer Hunters are not mine. However, certain elements of this fic are mine.
The plot is mine.
Pixie Stix Girl is mine.
I'm not sure what else I'm going to put in here yet, but I'm pretty sure that its either going to be mine or
not mine...on to the fic!
Prologue
********
Somewhere on the Spooner continent, a teenager wearing a bright pink shirt was writing
something down in a notebook, a shrill giggle escaping her every few moments. The little red
pencil with more than a few bite marks on it and a next to nothing eraser etched little words all
over the lined paper. On the top of the paper, the words "My Special Plan Thingy To Take Over
The World and Stuff Like That" were clearly visible in huge, chicken scratch letters. Beneath that
in smaller, but equally illegible letters was written "By Pixie Stix Girl".
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the antagonist of the story. Gods help us all.
********
"Not another one!" Carrot wailed, on his knees and begging in front of the lavender-haired deity.
"I'm afraid so, Carrot. Though this mission promises to be less difficult than the previous one."
"Well, yeah! Anything has to be easier than a giant seven headed, six legged, green and purple
with orange polka dots from the neck down, seven story monster that breathes fire and has the
telepathic power to control minds!! C'mon Mama! Give us a break," Carrot resumed begging.
"Carrot, have you forgotten what these sorcerers do to those innocents who try to live in peace
and-- "
"Okay, okay! We'll do it!" Carrot glowered. It was better than going through this old lecture again.
The other four hunters were standing behind Carrot, Misu sisters standing next to one another
looking bored, Gateau was once again trying to get the attention of Marron, who had once again
turned his back. Marron was trying to hear what the mission was going to be about...because he
knew it all went in one ear and out the other with this team.
"So then, your mission is to find the holder of a forbidden magic," Big Mama informed.
"Oh, joy." Gateau rolled his eyes.
"This isn't just any forbidden magic, however..."
"It always has a catch," Carrot muttered.
"This forbidden magic is called Hakkyou."
Big Mama waited for a reaction from any of them, and as though on cue Marron spoke up.
"...Big Mama...isn't Hakkyou a form of mind-affecting magic?"
"Yes, Marron...which means you won't be able to absorb it, Carrot."
Obviously, the older Glace brother hadn't been paying attention. In fact, he was caught at a
rather ungainly composure, on the floor, picking at his now bare feet. Upon hearing his name, he
perked somewhat and looked at the deity with a 'Who, me?' expression.
"What exactly does this magic do, Mama?" asked the younger Misu sister as she adjusted her
overly large sunglasses.
"It causes its victims to go insane."
Carrot looked over the group with a rather skeptical expression. With the exception of Marron,
they were ALREADY insane. What, with the wild laughter of Tira as she whipped him into a
bloody pulp every time he transformed, Chocolate's overobsession of him,
Gateau's...overobsession with himself, and his own hyperactive libido that caused him to go
insane with lust, he figured they'd be all right.
"Oh. No worries there," Carrot beamed.
"This is a very serious matter, Carrot," Big Mama scolded, "You must be careful not to fall under
this spell."
"Erm. Who exactly are we looking for again?" Carrot asked with the usual clueless expression.
"That's what we're sending you to find out," Dotta chirped, waving her hand in an all too familiar
gesture. "Good luck hunters, bye-byeeee!"
PWOOF. When the pink smoke cleared, the group of five found themselves on a well worn dirt
path leading into a rather large town.
********
Moments later...
********
"DARLING!!"
"CARROT!!"
"....." A light sigh.
"...." All too obvious eye rolling.
"Its only been five seconds, and Darling is already off chasing girls!!"
"Well, you gotta give the little dipshit some credit...he can run pretty fast." Gateau
scratched the side of his head as he watched the large dustcloud previously known as
Carrot get further and further away.
"If only he were that passionate about our missions," Marron sighed in exasperation.
"Well, I'm not just going to let my Darling shamelessly hit on some tramp! I'll show him
he doesn't need any other girl but me!" With that, Chocolate was off after Carrot,
creating a second dustcloud.
"Sister!!" And there went Tira, right after her.
"...."
"...."
Gateau and Marron casually walked after the rest of the group.
"Hey, Marron..."
"No."
"No to what?"
"No to whatever it was that you were going to say."
"Damn. No whipped cream, then?"
There was a long pause in their conversation as Marron's left eye began to twitch.
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That's all I have for right now! R/R! More chapters will follow!