Rawr. Life can sometimes be a huge pain in the ass. Today I was brought to my new school, ouran academy. I was told to go Around and try to make some new "friends" by my mother, who wrote the most popular vampire book: Starlight lovers.
"Great job remembering your daughter has 0 precent of direction, Mom." I thought to myself, as I silently walked around the huge school. I skimmed the hall, looking for any sign of life that wasn't a plant. I heard shreiking coming from a huge pink door at the end of the fall. I quickly rn to it, my black combat boots making alot of noise. My heart was pounding from sprinting. The door was marked: Music Room #3 in japanese.
I slowly put my pale black nail polished hand on the pink knob, and quickly turned it. The door creaked open, bright light hit my eyes, as rose petals flew everywhere.
"Welcome princess." 7 boys said, smiling, but when I slowly walked in, some of their smiles dropped. My eyes widened as I looked around. Everything was so... so.... PINK!
"Ah, hello. You must be new. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, my princess." A blonde, tall boy walked up to me, a rose in his hand.
"Host...? You mean like parasites?" I imagined the vampire 'Edwin Collin' from my moms book. All of them stared at me like I was crazy.
"What are you, a vampire?" Two twins walked to me.
"Well, it matters what a Vampire is in your opinion." I glared at them. A small shiver went through them. A black haired guy with glasses blinked, and adjustd his glasses, the light reflecting off them.
"You must be Debacle May. Your mother, Sarasha May, wrote the book Starlight Lovers, right?" My eyes widened, and I stepped back slightly.
"How the hell... You stupid jackass stalker!" I yelled, causing all chitter chatter in the room to stop. I felt eyes boaring into my head. "Hey, you guys have any sweets here?" I changed the subject, I have a short attention span. A little blonde kid ran up to me, a smile plastered on his face.
"Would you like to eat cake with me and Uzu-chan?" He looked up at me with big eyes.
"Yush! Also, grammar check, its Uzu-chan and I. Though, being a little kid and all, I bet you can get away with anything." The stares I got weren't making me feel better.
"Honey-sempai! Don't be rude! You didn't introduce yourself! Sorry, Miss. My names Haruhi Fujioka. I'm a huge fan of your moms nooks." A boy with shaggy-ish brown har scolded the blonde.
"My names Mitskuni Haninozuka! Everyone calls me Honey! Lets go have cake now!" I smiled. Honey and I will be great friends.
"What's up with the emo kid?" A girl near me whispered. I stopped walking, and glared at her. She shivered. "Whoa, scary emo girl." I balled my hands into fists.
The girl got up to run but slipped. Weird enough, my mom picked that time to enter.
"Debacle! What are you doing?" She ran to me.
"Mom! Its not how it looks!" I put my fist down. She didn't look convinced.
"Debacle, cause you've caused such a scene for these people, I order you to be in this club!" She left quickly.
I finally know where hell is, Ouran Host Club.