Hello! And welcome to my fanfiction. I know this chapter is short, but I couldn't find a better place to end a first chapter. Oh well, Enjoy!

Disclaimer:- I do not own Naruto, Konoha,Kisame, Sakura or Itachi... Wish I did own moi precious Itachi though... sigh

It all started when Itachi and Kisame were walking down a very familiar road on their way to Konoha. Just then, a ninja oh-so-suddenly jumped out of nowhere with style and said, "HA! I, Random Ninja, shall kill you and get your Sharingan!"

Itachi had a big sweat drop while Kisame looked at Random Ninja hungrily.

"He looks good…" Kisame mumbled.

Itachi then decided to do Kisame a favor by roasting Random Ninja to death.

Mouse. Tiger. Dog. Ox. Hare. Tiger.

"Katon, Gyukyaku no Jutsu!" said Itachi as he shot out a huge fireball from his mouth, but was quickly countered by random ninja's quick act

Random Ninja did a set of random hand seals and shot out a random element from his mouth, which by coincidence was ice. A huge explosion erupted as the two elements clash…

Itachi opened his eyes slowly, only to be greeted by Kisame's screeching voice.

"Itachi! I-T-A-C-H-I! WHERE THE FCKING HELL ARE YOU! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Kisame yelled. Itachi covered his ears, in an attempt to protect the delicate organ from damage. Itachi then called out to Kisame,

"Kichkami! I ewe!" (Kisame! I'm here!)

Itachi then noticed the strange tone of his voice. It was… squeaky… and… cute… Oh god, what happened? He then tried to remember… the clash… random ninja… (Who he couldn't care less about now) and… Itachi actually passed out! OH, DEAR LORD!

Itachi stood up. Suddenly, his cloak slipped down to his feet. Itachi was puzzled, but soon knew why as he looked at his reflection in a puddle.

"'Hmm… I somehow look like I'm four years old… Wait a minute… I even sound like a four year old… Oh, shoot! Could it be! But how! Maybe it's because of that clash with that Random Ninja dude…" Itachi thought. He sighed as he looked at his naked, four year old form of his body, astounded by this strange occurrence.

Kisame turned around, seeing a very small and cute kid standing in a heap of Itachi's cloak. He looked at the child hungrily as he walked towards the innocent little to-be victim. The fact that he was naked made him looks a lot more delicious.

The child turned and looked at the hungry, crazy form of Kisame. Itachi then gave Kisame the official "I'll-Kill-You look, Itachi style!" Kisame, who was startled, jumped back.

"WHAT THE! Only Itachi's given me that look before! Wait, black hair and raven, Itachi-ish eyes… Oh, dear lord, could you be…"

"Wow, I never knew Kisame could be this smart…" Itachi thought, only to be proven wrong.

"OMG! YOU'RE ANOTHER UCHIHA!" Kisame cried in a very dramatic way, pointing at Itachi accusingly. The background turned all shocking. "YOU MUST BE ITACHI'S LONG LOST BROTHER SLASH COUSIN!"

Itachi fell down,anime style.He then got back up and said,

"No! Ich we. Iwakchi." (No! It's me. Itachi.)

Well, at least he attempted to say that, but he fails, considering he couldn't talk that good when he was four.

"Huh?" said Kisame

"I Uckiba Iwakchi" (I'm Uchiha Itachi) Itachi attempted to say. And yet again, he fails.

"What!" Kisame said again.

This was getting frustrating for Itachi. Why couldn't he turn into a five year old! At least he was more understandable. Itachi attempts to talk to Kisame a bit more, but as we all know, he fails.

"I ache u!" (I hate you!)

" Did you say something, cute little Itachi's long lost brother slash cousin?" asked Kisame, smiling.

"I ced I ache u!" (I said I hate you!)

"You want cherries?"

"Nyo!" (No!)

"Sorry kid, don't get'cha"

Itaci then kicked Kisame really hard on the blls. Kisame winces in pain, but it wasn't the reaction Itachi had in mind. He was trying to tell Kisame that he was Itachi, and not Itachi's long lost brother slash cousin. He wanted to get Kisame to scream in pain, but Kisame just winced. This means that not only did Itachi's body shrink, but his strength also decreased along with his body. Of course, Itachi logically assumed that his chakra also decreased along with his body, which made almost all his ninjitsu knowledge pointless.

So the only thing he had that stayed the same was his mentality!

But that wouldn't help too much, considering that he can't even talk.

"You're a feisty one, kid." Kisame said, holding his blls. "Your lucky that you're an Uchiha, or you would've been roasted by now, but Itachi would kill me if he knew that I killed you. And I know that he'd kill me if he knew that I know that I just killed you. Speaking of Itachi, WHERE THE HELL IS HE!"

Itachi felt like exploding, HE WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF KISAME! But Kisame was too stupid to notice that.

"What to do with you…" mumbled Kisame. He couldn't kill the kid, nor could he bring the kid along, (He would eat the kid halfway through his journey out of temptation) He then had a brilliant idea.

"I'LL BRING YOU TO KONOHA!" chirped Kisame happily. He then picked up the struggling Itachi and carried him to Konoha.

Kisame reached the gates of Konoha and saw a pink-haired kunoichi walking out of the gates, humming the Sasuke theme.

"Be a good boy, I'll be back," Kisame said as he patted Itachi's head. Itachi mentally swore he would kill Kisame when he was 18 again. Kisame then tossed Itachi down to the bushes below (Careful not to kill him) and went off, searching for Itachi, who he just tossed down into a pile of bushes.

Sakura was walking out of Konoha, humming the Sasuke theme song. She was so into it, she didn't notice that Kisame was just above her head. Sakura suddenly heard some noise coming from the bushes right beside her. She went there and saw a little child, just around four, rubbing his head as he winced in pain.

"Huh? A kid?" Sakura thought.

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