Disclaimer: Don't own Psych!
"This is not on the list of Top Ten Most Fun Things, Shawn."
"Top 35?"
"No Shawn, I'm pretty sure this doesn't make it on any fun list, no matter the number."
"Top 2332?"
"Shawn!"
"Aw, come on, where's your sense of adventure anyway?"
"At home. With my left shoe."
"Hey, I left you plenty of time to get it."
"The guy with the gun didn't!"
"Since when does he get to dictate the schedule?"
"Since he got a gun, Shawn!"
"Your voice goes remarkably high, did you know that?"
"Shut up, Shawn. I thought you were working on getting us untied."
"Keep your shirt on Mr. McGrumpyShoe. It's almost time for the big reveal anyway! Ooo, look, I can see Lassie from here! Ouch, he looks mad. Think he found the surprise in his car?"
"Um… Shawn? He doesn't look happy either. And he's in the room. With his gun."
"Too bad the floor isn't on fire. That would totally make us Harrison Ford and Sean Connery!"
"I'm not your dad, Shawn."
"You want me to be yours? I've been told I'm a terrible influence on small children."
"Shawn…"
"Aw, relax Gus, you know this always turns out fine!"