Maximum Ride: Book Four Song
By Max
A/N: I don't own the tune or the characters. Blah, blah, blah.
To the tune of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" (or whatever you find that works):
The flock's new book came out today, and I am really happy.
The flock's new book came out today. That's why I'm bouncing around.
As soon as I get my hands on it, I am going to read it.
Because I know, that it will be very brilliant.
Angel and Gazzy and Nudge, and Iggy and Fang and me,
We just can't wait to read it; we just can't wait to see.
The flock's new book came out today, and I am really glad.
The flock's new book came out today. That's why I'm writing this song.
I think I had too much chocolate, that's probably why I'm hyper.
And being hyper is the only reason for my writing this song.
You are probably getting bored, of this stupid song.
Well that is just too bad, 'cause you'll find that you're humming along.
You think that I have lost it, and I think so too,
But this is just too fun so I'll keep writing 'till I run out of words.
Some of these lines don't rhyme, but that is just too bad.
I don't have time to make them all rhyme so you'll have to do it yourself.
This is the end of the song. And if you want more,
You will just have to write it yourself, because I'll be reading our book.
Thank you, thank you. No roses please. They make Gazzy sneeze. (Whoa. Even that rhymed. I think I went on rhyming overload here..)
A/N: I know, I know. You think I have lost it. I'm just so excited that he book is finally here