Nightmare on Sesame Street
I had just gotten home when I sat down and turned on the T.V. I flipped to the news station and found the most peculiar program. The following is what I saw:
"The scene here is complete disaster." A newsperson said. "Muppets all around the world weep on this sad day." The camera rotated around to see the onslaught of stuffing and chalk marks outlining were they fell as the newsperson continued her report. "There was no discrimination between the victims. Everything that moved was targeted. We go now to an eyewitness account."
"Hello everyone." said an orange muppet holding a sliced up rubber ducky. "I am the sole survivor of the Muppet Massacre. My name is Ernie, and this is my story."
"It was a beautiful, sunny day. Me and my Sesame Street pals were playing hide and seek. Except for Oscar, he was grouchy. I had the best hiding place of all, under a box with a hole in it. Grover was It and he had found everyone. All but me. I snickered to myself, knowing that they would never, ever find me. Just then, a battered trash can rolled into the street. The others went to investigate. They opened the lid and out fell Oscar, dead. I instantly vomited. Everyone looked around and we all heard a voice. A scary voice.
"Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "N", for nightmare. The name's Kruegar, Freddy Kruegar." We all looked at the scariest person we had ever seen. Everyone stared and stepped back as he approached. On his right hand was a set of very sharp claws. With one quick swipe, Zoe and Telly were split open, spewing stuffing into the street.
"Son of a Bitch!" Grover yelled as he turned to run. Freddy just laughed before he leapt onto him and slashed off Grover's head. It rolled into the street and everyone scattered. I didn't think it possible, but I vomited once more. Freddy then tackled The Count and stabbed him repeatedly.
"Eight," He said. "Eight fatal stab wounds." Freddy then turned his attention to Elmo. "Tickle, tickle." Elmo was stabbed in the head, dropping lifelessly to the ground. Cookie Monster then began to fight back by throwing cookies. They all struck, but had no effect. Freddy simply caught one and smiled, "Chocolate chip, my favorite." When Cookie was out of ammo, he cowered in fear. Freddy casually eviscerated him, staining the pavement with stuffing and half digested cookies. Freddy was then knocked to the ground by Big Bird and Snuffleupagus. Big Bird then grabbed Freddy with his feet and flew into the air, until one of his legs was lopped off. Freddy fell in front of Snuffy, cut off his trunk and strangled him with it. Big Bird was lying on the ground in extreme pain when Burt showed up. He was shopping for some oils to give me a soothing back rub tonight.
"What the Hell?" Burt said just before being cut in half. Freddy then finished off Big Bird. He grabbed my rubber ducky and slashed it to pieces before disappearing."
Ernie began to cry at the thought of his dead friends.
"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"
"He's come for me!" Ernie yelled as demonic laughter was heard and the camera faded black.