When The Clans Get Screwed

by WarrorCatTalez

I MAY NOT UPDATE EVER AGAIN NOT SURE No one knows how it quite happened. StarClan did do nothin' and everything is changing. So now the legacies can lie in the viewer's paws. (AKA review ideas and I may use them) Rated T because this is Warriors. WARNING- Uses extream randomness and use of two leg objects keep calm peeps.

1. Chapter 1

Hello, Universe! So this is my first story and I hope I don't totally fail! So if you can please tell me what you think so it'll make me excited to make more chapters. I also want you guys to show me to your friends. (Does voodoo to make you do it...) So without further ado, The Clans Get Screwed!

In StarClan

*PineStar wheezes* "Guys! BlueStar just mentally told me that Ravenpaw killed Redtail!" *Cats gasp*

"Hh-e couldn't have!" Thrushpelt whined.

"Oh jeez, the clans are screwed," SnowFur screamed taking out her notebook. "It says TigerClaw was supposed to kill Redtail." She said as she muttered other stuff under her breath.

"NOOOO!" She screamed pulling snowy fur out.

"What?" ThistleClaw asked trying to comfort her.

"Get away from my daughter!" MoonFlower screeched and smacked him. *PineStar facepalms*

"Guys shut up!" PineStar shrieked making them almost go deaf. "I'm sorry..." He said sadly. "The Clans Are Screwed."

Back in ThunderClan...

"Redtails dead!" BlueStar whined grabbing a fern to cry into.

"She's an ugly sobber." DarkStripe whispered to no one.

"Ah, what about deputy?" WhiteStorm asked as he went to BlueStar's side.

*Rubes her nose* "Deputy is SpottedLeaf."

SpottedLeaf looks surprised. (She was a warrior and WhiteStorm is the med cat)

"Thanks, BlueStar." She said. "Now you felines." She screeched. "I want a hunting patrol, and a patrol get to it!"

"Hey, Graypaw go to two leg place," LionHeart said.

"OK," Greypaw said leaving camp.

Greypaw's POV

"La de da de da..." Greypaw sang as he danced along the forest. He heard something and moved his ears.

He looked ahead at a cat catching mice. Well... failing to catch mice.

"En Garde!" He screamed and fought the ginger cat.

"Hey! You're a forest cat that kills housecats!" The ginger cat said with awe.

"No, I'm not." Greypaw snorted. "I actually could kill you know kitty but I'm just too merciful." He said rubbing his nails with black nail polish.

'Your saying your weak basically."

He snapped a nail. "Off course I'm not." He said trying not to cry.

"Greypaw why are you talking to kitty pets!" WhiteStorm asked.

"Why are you here?" Greypaw asked sassily.

*Rolls eyes* "Because I thought you were going to eat kitty pet food your unusually fat."

*Gasps* "Am not!"

"Yes, you are." Turns to the cat. "So what's your name."

"Rusty," He said pointing to the name tag on his chest.

Greypaw mutters stuff to himself.

"You fought well for a kitty pet." HE said.

"Wanna join ThunderClan?"

"OMG YES!" *Messages Smudge*- G'bye ol' friend, I'm movin' to Clan life

*Throws phone in puddle.* "I'm ready."

Back In ThunderClan...

"Hey, guys we have a new cat!" WhiteStorm screams as he walks into camp.

He then pushed Rusty to BlueStar, "So this is Rusty the kitty pet." *Clan gasps*

"He not allowed!" Screeched LongTail. "He has a collar!"

"I have a solution!" Rusty said and ruffled through his fur throwing out a cupcake, banana, PPAP, Music Player... "Ah ha!" *Holds up scissors.*

*Cuts collar off* "There I'm a clan cat!" He said happily.

"Hi, Rusty you'll be Firepaw because of dat gorgeous fab pelt."

*Clan cheered and congratualted.* "Yes!" Jumps in the air.

"Hi." Looks and sees a gorgeous tortishelle she cat.

"Im SpottedLeaf." She said.

"Nice name." He complimented.

"Yep i got it tonight." She purred. "Welcome to ThunderClan." She smiled and left to BlueStar's den.