So this is a stupid one-shot that I wrote ...have fun

"Les don't worry so much!" Jack told the young boy and whacked him lovelying on the side of the head.'That child just worries too much for his own good.'

"But, Jack wh-" Les attempted to worry alittle more but couldn't before Racetrack sat down next to him and started to eat his french fries. "Hey, Race!"

"What kid? I'se hungry and don't cha worry bout dese monkeys or whatever dey are. Dey can't come in here." Racetrack said in between bites and wiped his mouth on his sleeve. "Dat was good."

"Hmph. Yes they can." Les said more to himself than to any of the other newsies.

"Look," Mush walked over to the boy and pointed at a neon sign hanging over the menu.

Les read it out loud with some difficultly, "No monkeys or rappers allowed in without due proces-s-sss of de loiw... But what does that mean?"

"It means my friend," Jack replied to the boy's question, " that no monkeys or rappers are allowed in here. Tibby's I mean."

"Ohhhh." Was all Les said as he looked at the remainder of his food with greed.

The doorbell tingled as a man, wait monkey came in with a suit and a walking cane waltzed in, looked at the neon sign and sighed. "Wrong place again, I shall take an educational guess and say." He tipped his hat to the men and women in Tibby's before waving and saying, "I shall see you again and have a nice day." He left and walked across the street to Bibby's.

Mush watched this with a grin on his face and looked at Les who hadn't even noticed.

Meanwhile!

Blink walked to Tibby's with a smile on his face. He had just finished selling all his papes and was having amazing luck so far. He pushed open the familiar door and walked in without really paying attention to anyone. Then he noticed something different about Tibby's. It was redone in black leather and had pretty candles on the tables. "Wait."

Two men near the bar had silk suits on (1) and were chattering about something called Wall street. They turned to look at him and he noticed that they weren't humans. They were MONKEYS! Oh My God! Monkeys live better then us! This is insane! This is what went through Blink's head as he stared at them.

"Read the sign." The first monkey said to Blink in an English accent and pointed to a expensive looking sign on the wall.

Blink read the sign out loud, "No Homo Sapiens allowed in this dwelling without a reason or permit. No newsies either because they are loud and will disrupt the air. Thank you and have a nice day." Damn, they speak so funny. He had a funny look on his face as he walked out of the so called Tibby's. He looked back at the sign, Bibby's.

He ran across the street and walked into the Tibby's we all know and love. He smiled at the other newsies and told them what had happened. They looked at him like he had gone completely insane.

There ya go, that's what happens when you and your cousin have to help serve food at a fish and chips dinner thing. LOL