Summary: Before returning home from their 'Trouble in Tokyo', the Titans decide to go sightseeing! Little did they know that their trouble was only just beginning. . . a series of drabbles. Hints but no definite pairings.

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What do you get when you mix Cyborg and a super toilet?

"Troubled Titans in Tokyo"
—Too Many Buttons—
ONE

After a long day of kicking butt and being the heroes in an unfamiliar city, the Teen Titans decided to relax and actually take a vacation. They were already in Japan, so why not explore a bit?

Of course, none of this could happen before tasting the local cuisine. Beast Boy was thrilled by the amount of tofu-enhanced dishes. Raven was delighted at sipping traditional Japanese green tea. Starfire decided the taste of ginger was 'most glorious'. Robin was pleased to try the world's best sushi. However, in Cyborg's case, it was more devouring every somewhat-meaty morsel in sight than anything else. The guy just didn't know how to savor anything. But that's an entirely different story.

Eventually, the five of them entered the suite Robin had booked last minute in a high class hotel in the heart of Tokyo. This is where our story actually starts. After his high intake of almost any and every food in his path, Cyborg decided, well. . . Now the natural way of letting out was needed.

Cyborg decided to sit. "Ouch!" He jumped up at the sudden surprise. "A seat heater?" He guessed by the burning sensation. "Man, that's just not right. . ." He looked down and saw an armrest with many shiny buttons with odd drawings on them along with Japanese characters. "And I don't know what any of these buttons do!"

Robin, along with the other three Titans, were standing in line outside of the door to use it. "Need help with the Toto toilet, Cyborg?" He asked quite amused.

Cyborg took his leader's comment a bit too seriously. "There's no place like home. . . There's no place like home. . . There's no place like home. . ." Toto was actually the brand of toilet.

"Dude, quit hogging! I gotta go too!" Beast Boy groaned and whined. He turned into a green dog and looked around for a newspaper or something; anything!

"Yeah, Cy. Quit daydreaming and get. . . um," there really was no way to put this eloquently, "going." Robin tried to keep some of his dignity.

"I'm not even going to touch that one." Raven rolled her eyes in her dramatic matter.

Robin tried not to let it get to him. He was used to Raven's frank remarks. Really he was. However, he tried to save some face by not commenting back to her. Instead, he tried an entirely different approach. "Need I remind you that we already have two teenage girls here? We don't need another to hog all the bathroom time."

Raven gave him an evil glare. "Which is your fault, may I remind you. You booked a suite with only one bathroom."

Yeah, he lost that one too.

"Gee, thanks Rae," he muttered sarcastically.

Raven smirked just barely enough for Robin to see. "My pleasure."

They heard a sound of frustration. "Aw, man!"

Robin wondered how in the world they had agreed to let Cyborg use it first. "What now?" He asked a little crossly.

"I don't know which button flushes!" Cyborg was panicking. Great.

Robin sighed in frustration. "You can build high tech mega-pixelated alpha computers powered with atom-enhanced circuitry, and even dismantle complex hyper-Phoenix touch-sensitive bombs, but you can't handle a Japanese toilet?"

"Hey, back off," Cyborg said offensively. "It's a super toilet."

Starfire, tired of being silent for so long, decided to try to help with these matters. "Please, friend. May I assist? I have learned the ability to speak and read Japanese through the act of lip contact."

This was only the beginning of a trip laced with trouble.

—Fin—

A/N: I did a little series a couple years ago on deviantArt. It was photos of various sights around Tokyo and Kyoto that I took with the Titans drawn in. So, basically photomanipulation. Unlike most of my other stories, there are no definite pairings. Just hints that you can take however you want to.

I thought this series was absolutely hysterical, so I decided I might post one or two of these when I hit writer's block on my other stories. I'm not exactly at writer's block right now. I am currently writing chapters six and seven of "Vacation Troubles". (Six isn't done yet, but seven has quite a bit down.) I have also written quite a bit of chapter Five of "Troubled Hearts". I need to find a way to end the chapter and it will be up. The last chapter of "Amongst the Quiet" is started and in progress.

Signed,
Her Sappiness