Several pegasi were playing football on the ground and in midair. Amid them was a pegasus named Scootaloo, even though she looked like an elderly earth pony. Not very good at the sport at all. Every time she tried to play, she couldn't grab the football.
"Scootaloo! Come on!" shouted one pegasus, Ditzy Doo, commonly called Derpy Hooves. "What is your deal?"
"Come on, Derpy," said Scootaloo. "You've been riding me all day!"
"Scootaloo, you're playing like an earth pony out there," said another pegasus named Fluttershy.
"That's not what my sister said," replied Scootaloo.
Rainbow Dash zipped up to Scootaloo. "Scootaloo, eat a Snickers," she said.
"Why?" asked Scootaloo.
"Because you get rather weak and frail when you're hungry," answered Rainbow Dash, so Scootaloo took a bite and became her normal self. "Better?"
"Better."
"Now play like a pegasus, sis!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash. And Scootaloo did, zipping by an earth pony that was once Ditzy. "That hurt!" she said.
You're not you when you're hungry. Snickers satisfies.