A strange animatronic sits on the floor, no motion at all. Then a drop of water hits his head, awaking him…

"What?" The new animatronic says.

He takes a quick look around, finding old drawings on the wall and rust on the pipes.

"God damn it, I fell asleep to long. Fuckers found me and now I'm a god damn attraction. Fuck my life." He says getting up. "The hell is my name?"

He checks his body and finds a label with the word: Springtrap.

"Wow. I like this name. It's mine and nobody else's, no arguments." Springtrap said moving forward.

He approaches a little animatronic surrounded by hats.

"What the fuck are you?" Springtrap asks.

"Shut the fuck up and help me!" P. BB responds.

"Fuck you, I'll stomp these hats." Springtrap says stomping the hats.

"Hahaha! Stupid bitch, I wanted those things gone." P. BB says.

"Goddamn it, I wanted you to stay stuck forever enragement child." Springtrap says.

"Too bad! Fuck you." P. BB laughs.

"Wait. Do you know where the office is?" Springtrap asks.

"Well, since I've changed my ways… yes. It's over there, but you need to get past the locks." P. BB responded.

"Finally, I can take my night of debauchery and fuck up everything." Springtrap said.

"Debauchery… that word makes me want to GOUGE out my eyes…" P. BB said.

"You don't even have eyes. Be gone with your contagious lies, I cannot trust you anymore." Springtrap said with a wave of his hand.

"Fuck you, buy my shit." P. BB said.

"Inhale my dong ect. I really don't have the time." Springtrap said leaving P. BB in the hall.

Springtrap walks upon a arcade room, finding that 2 of them still work.

"Yes. I can enjoy these games while I figure out what to do with those looks." Springtrap said putting his hands on the arcade.

He moves the joystick around, but with failure to do anything.

"Wait. Fuck. This thing needs coins… I have tokens. God damn it." Springtrap said slamming his hands on the arcade. "No matter, I shall continue my night."

Springtrap turns around and finds P. Freddy.

"Inhale my dong enragement rabbit." P. Freddy asked.

"No. That would shatter my fragile heterosexuality. I cannot risk it." Springtrap said.

"Oh, then help me be a huge piece of shit and fuck up the Purple Man." P. Freddy asked.

"No. I already fucking ate him." Springtrap said opening his mouth.

"Oh. Awkward." P. Freddy said disappearing.

"Git Gud." Springtrap said continuing his night.

Chapter 2 is coming soon… yeah. Awkward.