3:00 PM
On a Tuesday
Mac was in his apartment, riding his exercise bike the Asspounder 4000. Hee was starting to think about some buf musecly men as the dildo pumped in and out os Macs' ass. Mac was strating to get a boner when Charlie walked in.
"Hey Mac I- oh dude what the shit?!"
Mac jerke his head. He finished and shot his lod all over the bike and was embrassed. "D-dude!" Mac exclaedm. "Knock before you come in!"
"Well I didnt expect you to be riding that didldo bike!" Charlie screamed like a screechy little hommo.
Mac got off the bik and cleaned himself. "Anyway, what te hell do you want Charie?" Mac asked.
"Well, Frank called, he said hes got something for us," Charle replied.
"Then why isnt' he here?" Mac wonder
"Look, man, I dunno-"
Just as Charlie talking, the two men hear a car crash. "Waht the fuclk!" Mac and Charlie said at the same time. Thy left the apartment to see the comotion, and saw it wad the legendary F Zero racer Captain Flacon!
"Hey you two," Falcon said. "Do you know a mecanisc?"
"Dude, it's Captain Falcon!" Mac sais to Charlie.
"Like he's a captain of falcons?" Charlie asekd. "Because I'm a practicioner of bird law..."
"Non one cares, Charlie," Mac said, "This is the legendry F Zero racer. It's nice to meet you, Captain!"
"Nice to meet you to," Falcon replied. "Are you a mechanic?"
"Well, I've got some tools, if you know what I men," Masc replied.
Falcon looksed at Mac. Not exactly a perectt speceman, he thought, but a hole's a hole. "Realyl?" Falcon asked. "I'd love to cum see it."
Charlie looked at both mn. "Aw fuck," he said.
Captain Falcon Pounds Mac's Ass