What if

Summary: A series of what could (never) happen if our Teddy's lover changed his approach toward Yui. So instead of giving or welcoming the main girl his infamous "I'll break you", he... well you have to read it to find out.

Disclaimed: Because I don't own Diabolik Lovers (thank god for that) so...

Warning: Some characters might be too OOC for author thinks it more humorous this way. And Yui certainly will be more drama queen than she already is.

One o'clock (part 1)

Yui was in serious trouble. The moment the Sakamakis revealed of who or rather what they really are Yui had done what abnormal girl would do, she bleed her knee (normal girl reaction: swear, faint, swoon, screaming, jumping up and down, MUAHAHAHAHA! thing, marry me (I love you) thing, some even wet themselves or common act is run) not intention so her mind hadn't broken from seeing these gorgeous creatures (yet) and that why she did what left of her brain cells screamed her to do RUN. And so she did, run, even though she knew that she herself could never escape those vicious vampires but it didn't hurt to try, right?

Yui reached the dessert buffet, no vampires in sight good. That would make her escape less difficult, daddy's girl or not Yui pretty one hundred percents sure that after she got out of here she and Mr. Komori would have a long long chat. Before she could draw on that something slammed into her (most likely she slammed into it whatever it was) and made she lands on her butt ouch Yui, you idiot keep your eyes in the road, look what you get yourself in..in...to.

"AHH"- Yui couldn't help but screaming her lungs out, one of the brothers was here what should I do no the better question is what can I do Yui was on deathly situation which was one wrong move and the blood would shed literally so she tried back away from the hugging teddy bear vampire as far as possible keyword 'tried' because Yui doesn't think she make any progress with how close the evil dark not human creature was to her. Then again the fact that her butt was still on the floor and her limps were practical immobility didn't help at all.

What, I mean how does he get here so fast. I don't see him on my way here. Wait he's bending why on earth he's bending for and his HAND. Oh god he and his teddy bear buddy are going to suck me to death. No Kami sama if you there please help me aaaaaaa...

"AAAAAAAAAA..."

"God you are loud, are all the human like that Yui san?"

Eh? What is going on? He.. he...

"Are you going to take my hand or not, Yui san? Quite a fall you have there."

"Ha..uhm..I.." He doesn't take my blood, eh why. Not only that he is surprisingly polite but back there he did ask before lick me, the only one actually. Although he is a vampire and he did have a taste of me (that sound wrong somehow) and hugging a teddy bear that too childish for his whatever age is with creepy smile of his and he did show up out of nowhere and made me fall which did make me wonder why he didn't catch me back then, well it's not his fault for being a blood suck monster and what had done is done and father taught me not judge a book by its cover and he did lend his hand and most important he is nothing but polite to...

"Is that all you have to say YOU LOWLY HUMAN!? See Teddy we should have take all her blood instead of helping her. Yui san will never appreciate how fortunately for her to be my food. What a silly girl! Ne Teddy, we should teach her what is mean to be Sakamaki's sacrifice bride."

In Yui mind,

First I take all that back about him being polited.

Second He's talking to his teddy bear is that bear magical or something...

Third is He is BI-POLAR joy why not add mental disorders and personality disorders for the fun. People always said the more the merrier right? Haha, no wait those are almost the same. The much more important problem is that didn't funny at all.. why the heck am I laughing for.

Last and not least WHAT THE HELL DID HE MEAN TEACH ME and FOOD? HIS FOOD? Dear lord if you are there please give me a sign.

"Uhm Yui san, Yui san, YUI SAN... she makes such a strange position. Teddy why is Yui san close her eyes and sit on her knees? What is she doing with her hand? Is she trying to hold hand with her own hand (she is praying smartass, never see people pray before)? Teddy I think we broke her and I haven't done anything yet. Agh this ugly thing makes me repeat myself there will be several punishment for that."

The only lavender hair boy in this mason, actually the only boy in this series with that hair color but never mind that the point is the teenage boy with stuffed animal was really mad (well saying mad would be understated). So he decided the heroin's fate and of course without asking her permit, like a gentleman he would never be. Now let get back to our unlucky or lucky girl Komori Yui.

Wait, what punishment? Lord this is not the sign I'm asking for (let this to be lesson for everyone here, always be specific and never ask the impossible). Oh he's getting closer, wait where does the bear go? No that not important, what I need to do is. He grab my hand I should…

*SLAM*

Ouch my back! He.. he.. I can feel his breath on my NECK. I need to do something and fast. Think Yui, THINK what can you do to stop a vampire boy from biting your neck off. Wait vampire boy and human boy have the same body right? Sorry Kanato san (Wow Yui have a good memory unlike me who has to watch what 7 episodes to remember their names) desperate time call desperate measure I hope you will forgive me someday. I don't have much time left I can already feel his teeth on my skin.

So miss Komori was a position which her back was in on the wall her right wrist was pining next to her hip. Her left arm was free but didn't have much use. No matter what force she used he wouldn't move an inch so that hand would rather look like resting on his chest than put him away. The head was being held by the boy hand so head-butt was out of question and a small part of her very very small was moaning for the nice feeling of his cool fingers in her hair. Lucky that her legs still had room to move.

And so Yui lifted her leg as high not to mention fast as possible…

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… and we all knew what was going to happen.

The reason Yui calls Kanato san because she hasn't in his class yet and she is without a doubt polite so... and I desperate need a beta reader so is there anyone out here want to try.