Gundam SEED Randomness

A/N: Hi there! This is Sara. I'm a friend of Ashley, a.k.a. Digital-Dragon-Master. If you've read her profile, I've been mentioned more than once. Anyway, I've been newly converted to Gundam SEED, and think it ROCKS. And so, Ashley and me decided to come together and make a humor fic about all of the stupid things that I have said about Gundam SEED! I hope that it makes you rofl.

Yes, as Sara said, this will be a humor fic, born from our conversations at a sleepover. Yes, it will be random. You have been warned. We were going to put this on a new account of Sara's, but, uh… There were some technical difficulties… Yeah… So, have fun. P.S. ASUCAGA FOREVER!

Disclaimer: We don't own SEED and we never will…..meh.


Two 8th grade girls appear in a giant poof. They are in a large room with a stage. They stand on the stage and smile.

"Perfect."

They snap their fingers and four 16-year-old kids appear out of thin air. One looks around in fear, one takes out a gun, one just blinked, and the last one said, "Why are we here?"

"Because, Athrun-" One of the girls stared to speak, but the other one cut her off.

"ATHRUN!" And attempted to glomp said Coordinator, but the other girl held her back to making sure she did not throw herself into certain doom at the hands of his girlfriend (ASUCAGA FOREVER!).

"As I was saying, before I was so RUDELY interrupted," she glared at her friend, who was now sitting on the stage drooling at Athrun, who was trying to ignore the frightened feeling in his gut, "Me, Ashley, and my friend, Sara-chan," another glare at the other girl, Sara, who was still drooling, "have called you all here because, well, we can." She grinned. "And, we want to see if the things we came up with our minds actually did happen."

The brown-haired boy, Kira, gave them a hesitant glance. "What are you going to make us do?"

Sara, who finally stopped with her drooling (although was still looking at Athrun out of the corner of eye) said "All in good time, Kira. All in good time."

He gulped, taking step to the pink-haired girl, Lacus.

The blonde, Cagalli, glared at the girls viciously. "LET US OUTTA HERE!"

"Sorry, we can't do that." Both girls replied.

In response, Cagalli said, "I have no choice." She whipped out her gun and attempted to shoot them.

They chuckled and held up their hands, the bullet stopping in mid-air and dropping to the ground.

"You can't hurt us," Sara said with a smile, "This is our world."

"Now," Ashley said with a twinkle in her eyes, "We can get on with the story."

She snapped her fingers and there was a giant poof.


A/N: Well, that's the first chapter! Randomness and humor will be coming next chapter on! We hope everyone like this! We'll be updating most everything today. If we think of more later, we'll update it then.