A/N: This is a re-write. I'm older now and I see a lot of writing errors. While this isn't meant to be serious I just want to see where I can take this. For anyone who hasn't read this, be prepared for insanity and not so funny jokes. Maybe. Oh. And be aware of all the changes in POV. There's like 80 million couples to do and it can't all be from one view point. Where's the fun in that? Also be aware that this isn't meant to be serious so the writing is not going to be flawless.
The day Ryuuzaki-sensei told the team they were going to a training camp for an indefinite amount of time with all the other schools, she was met with silence. It wasn't that the regulars were unhappy about this new development, they were just in deep thought about what would happen at said training camp. Except for Eiji, who was jumping around and yelling happily and probably hasn't ever had a deep thought.
Fuji was standing there smiling as he thought about how he'd get Ryoma to start dating him. There would be stalking and blackmail for sure. All Ryoma thought about was how much he would miss Karupin. He also really wanted a Ponta.
Kaidoh was thinking about how hard it would be to avoid Inui. The man was creepy. Inui thought about all the data he was going to get and how he would corner Kaidoh. There was a ninety percent chance that Kaidoh would be dating him by the end of camp. Inui's glasses glinted in that evil way they always do. Kaidoh backed away.
Oishi blushed because he was thinking about Eiji and how flexible he was. Momo grinned, having a training camp meant free food. Taka just smiled shyly because he wasn't holding a racket and therefore had no personality. Tezuka just stood there stoically but inside he was panicking. He didn't know how long he could avoid Atobe.
Ryuuzaki was happy because she just KNEW the boys would probably have kinky sex and she and the other coaches would be there to tape it (excluding Tachibana). That was the entire point of the training camp. Man, we're smart, thought Ryuuzaki.
All the Regulars left Seigaku for their houses so they could prepare for the training camp. Eiji packed his teddy bear and a lot of toothpaste. Tezuka packed several bottles of aspirin and some books. Fuji packed his camera and his cactus. Momo filled his suitcase with food. Inui packed blank notebooks, a video camera, and some containers of his juice. Oishi packed a first aid kit and some extra toothpaste for Eiji. Taka packed what one would normally pack in a suitcase because he has no personality. Kaidoh packed extra bandanas and some pictures of kitties. Who doesn't love kitties? Ryoma packed Ponta, a picture of Karupin, and some hats.
Early the next morning they all showed up at Seigaku packed and ready to go. Everyone was excited. Even Tezuka who was standing there stoically. They were going to play tennis, probably have kinky sex ,and eat free food. Life was good. If only they knew what the coaches had planned…..