A very random plot bunny has been running around in my head ever since I got into the Yugioh fandom on . I used to watch the series when I was younger, and I ended up seeing it on WGN when I woke up early on Saturday… and I saw the episode with Jou's dream about Kaiba, and my teenage fangirl mind saw possibilities I never saw as a child… and so I fell in love with puppyshipping. On the other hand, I also love Duke Devlin/ Otogi. So I wanted to write this and let readers vote on who cute lil Jou will end up with. I mean, I still may go against that cuz I'm mean, but it's worth a shot right? So please read and review, and don't worry, I am going to update my other stories as soon as MY internet is back up. ^_^

Pairings: Kaiba/Jou, Otogi/Jou, possibly more later :)

Chapter 1

He didn't know what he was doing. Did he ever? Jounouchi ran a hand through his blond hair for at least the tenth time that day. Walking the streets in the middle of the night was probably not the best idea. "Katsuya Jounouchi, Kaiba's right… you are a moron."

Kaiba's name tasted like cinnamon on his lips, spicy but with just a hint of something sweet hidden deep within. Not a bad description of the billionaire himself. And that very billionaire, Seto Kaiba (CEO extraordinaire) was the reason that Jou was on this epic journey of sorts.

Neon lights shone all around the teen, but the ones he followed were the lights above the doors of a certain game shop. But not Yugi's grandpa's this time…

A pair of bright green eyes glanced up as the door opened with a small chime of a bell. "Good eve- Jou? What are you doing here?" He tilted his head, catlike eyes (shrouded with… eyeliner?) piercing into Jou's honey brown orbs.

"Otogi. I have a… proposition for ya," Jou walked up to the counter, hands not sure where to be. He crossed and uncrossed his arms, then clasped his hands in front of him, then finally left them at his side loosely.

There was silence for a moment, then the green eyes narrowed and Otogi hissed, "Would you mind telling me this proposition you've got?"

"Uhmmm… well, you see…" Jou coughed into his fist, and then scratched his head awkwardly.

More silence.

"Spit it out, already. You know I don't have time to waste, I'm working." The black haired boy said exasperatedly, picking up a rag and going to dust off one of the display cases that held some Duel Monster cards. This brought him right next to the blond, who reached out involuntarily and grabbed Dice Boy's wrist, swinging him around. Then he moved forward, taking advantage of Otogi's shocked motionlessness to press their lips together rather harshly.

His face red, Katsuya broke the kiss after a moment of awkwardly pressing his lips against Otogi's unresponsive mouth. "I'm sorry… I'll leave if this is too awkward." And he had indeed taken a step back before Otogi pulled him back with an arm that Jou had never noticed wrapping around his waist.

"Not awkward. Just very unexpected. Good, though." A seductive smirk and a wink as Jou was pulled closer, receiving a kiss instead of initiating it this time. And what a kiss it was! The blond's mind went blank, his hands wrapping around the other's neck, deepening the kiss ever so slightly. A tongue probed at his lips, and he let it in to explore the inner caverns of his mouth. A moan escaped his throat as that skillful tongue poked the roof of his mouth. The kiss was broken to let him catch his breath. He knew if he could see his face right now it would be red as a tomato. It sure felt warm enough; in fact, his whole body felt hot, almost feverish. Jeez, Otogi was a really good kisser. No wonder so many girls at Domino High had crushes on him. And, well, boys too for that matter.

Otogi tried to pull him back into yet another kiss, but Jou covered his mouth with a hand. "Wait. Before you do that again… I want to give you my proposition."

Otogi licked Jou's hand with a mischievous look on his face. 'Gah… He is damn sexy. No, bad Jou! FOCUS!' He mentally smacked himself, trying to catch his breath and compose himself. Not exactly the easiest thing when there were those gorgeous green eyes watching him intently, with a playful glint in them.

"Go on, then, tell me." Jou nodded. It couldn't end too badly now that… that had happened.

"Well… See, I like someone. And this… someone… doesn't seem too interested in me. So I want to make that person jealous, but for that I need a relationship. Well, not a completely real relationship… You get what I mean?" He looked at Otogi to make sure he understood just where this was going.

"So you want a fake lover to do all kinds of PDA stuff with and make this certain someone jealous." When Jou nodded, Otogi had just one more question. "And why me for this fake relationship, Jounouchi-kun?" Not that he really minded if he was being honest.

"Err… that is-" Jou was blushing furiously now. "Next to this person, you're the one I'm most attracted to. So I guess it's a win-win."

Otogi chuckled, wrapping his arm around Jou's waist once again. "Well, then, Katsuya, I accept- I can call you Katsuya, right? Or maybe koi? Aibou?" As Jou's lips were ravaged again, his body pressed against a display case containing a large assortment of dice, he wondered if maybe he was already too far into the situation to back out- was it just him or was his newest plan to woo the uber sexy Seto Kaiba just destined to cause chaos and disaster?

He vaguely reconsidered; after all, if it involved making out with a really hot guy like Otogi, maybe it was completely worth it.