We start off in a large office, yet this is not like a regular office, it
is huge and all metal. A man in his mid 20s sits in a metal chair, he seems
calm but also impatient. Then a women, also in her mid 20s comes walking
into the office, the clanking of her silloute heels against the metal floor
is the only thing heard in the office. The man looks up at the women, he
asks anxiously "Did we get them?!?!", the women doesnt answer right away.
She sits down on the corner of the metal desk still not answering. "Did we
get them?!?!" the man asks with a stern tone in his voice. The women looks
at the man ever so slyly and says "Yes, we got them big bro", with that the
man jumps up in excitment. "YES!!!" he exlaims, "Now we have something to
threaten that old basterd with!". "So what do we do now Shane" the women
started "you know hes going to send somebody to stop us". "Oh I have that
covered Steph" Shane said with an evil look in his eye, "I have that
covered indeed". "Do you think the geezer knows what we did yet?" Steph
asked, "Oh yea, its going to be all over the news that those nukes were
stolen and Vince is going to know it was us!!" Shane said. "Now Steph, I
have a few people in mind to help us, a few people who want to destroy
Vince also". "Are you creating some kind of Army Shane?" Steph asked. "Yea
you could say a small Army, we dont need many to take down Vince" Shane
answered, with that Shane picked up a briefcase and a plane ticket. "One of
the people I want I must meet with in person, the other ones are being
collected as we speak" Shane said. "So where are you going Shane?" Steph
asked as Shane started walking towards the door, "Texas" Shane answered
which left a big smile on Stephs face, "Ta ta sis, I will be back soon",
"Ta Ta bro" Steph answered back.
It was 1 in the morning in Harlem in a dim lit alley, all of a sudden a black man came running through the alley as fast as he could. About 20 feet behind him 3 police men were yelling "STOP!! POLICE!!", but obviously the man wasnt paying attention, "Aww shit sucka!!!" the man said as he was deciding where to run, he ran down another darker alley and hid behind a trash can. One officer came running past him, as he did the black man shot up and kicked the gun out of the officers hand. "Can you dig that sucka!!!" he said as he spin kicked the officer in the head. The other two officers came running pointing both of there guns at the man. "Stop, you are under arrest", one officer said, the man knowing he couldnt get out of this put his hands up. The officer that was knocked out before got up and hit the black man over the head with his night stick, "YOU BASTERD!!! YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING HEADACH" the officer screamed as he kicked his stomach, the other officers did nothing to stop this assault. Then the officer bent down to put the handcuffs on the man when all of a sudden in a flash his collegs were knocked out on the ground. "What th...." was all the officer could finish before being knocked out himself. The black man layed in a ball and then a voice said to him "Citisen Booker T I presume?", Booker than looked up and saw a man dressed in a super hero outfit. "What the hell sucka, man dont fucking rape me man, Im not into that shit you wacko" Booker said. "I am not here to rape you, Im here to ask you to help a Mr. Shane McMahon Citisen Booker, I am the Hurricane at your service" Hurricane said. "Shane? He needs MY help? Well shit sucka, Im with yea!" with that Booker spun himself to an upright position. "Come now Citisen Booker, we shall take the Hurracycle!!!", "Oh god this is going to be a looooong fucking trip" Booker said with his head in his hands...
A class of karate students stood in 5 lines of 10 in a gym not very big waiting for there instructor. A man then came in, he seemed rather laid back, he had a ponytail and looked very cocky. "OK, today class we are going to do some sparring, I want you all to pick a partner and start, I will be walking around the room watching you, but remember relax and have fun" the instructor said "And always remember who I am" the instructor started pointing to himself with his thumbs "R-V-D!!" With that the class broke into partners and started sparring. RVD then went and walked into his office, he was then tottally shocked to see two men standing in there. RVD then immediatly went into a fighting stance "What the hell do you two want!?" RVD asked. "WAit! Citisen RVD we are not here to hurt or maim you, my boss wants your services" Hurricane began but was cut off by RVD "Why the hell are you dressed up in the goofy outfit man?". "It is my Hurrasuit, because I am the HURRICANE!!", RVD gave a puzzled look to Booker in which Booker gave RVD the wacko hand signal. "Anyway, my boss Mr. Shane Mcmahon is willing to pay you alot of money for your services" Hurricane stated. "Well how much is alot?" RVD asked quickly. With that the Hurricane grabbed a pen and pad and quickly wrote down a number and handed it to RVD. RVD looked at it and quickly poked his head into the gym to scream "Class dissmissed". Hurricane then said "To the Hurricycle!!!", "I think Ill just take my own car and follow you" RVD said, "I think Ill go with him" Booker quickly stated...
A man sat on a stool in a bar, he had a cold beer in his hand and was guzzling it down as fast as he could. Playing on the jukebox was FRiends In Low Places in which the man was trying to sing along with but couldnt keep up. Shane then walked into the bar, he got many looks because he wasnt like most of the people that came into this bar, he was actually clean. Shane then sat down right next to the other man, "A martinee please sir" he told the bartender, the bartender than slammed a big glass of beer in front of him. "What the hell, I asked fo..." with that the other man cut him off "They only serve beer in here you stupid piece of shit!". That left a huge smile on Shanes face, "Well Austin I see you havent changed much", "Neither have you you uperclass basterd!" Austin replied "I should kick your little ass right now for all the shit your dad put me through". "Wait, we are on the same page here my man, I know my dad never appreciated you but I do!" Shane said "What?" was all Austin could say, "Austin I am offering you a chance to get revenge on that old basterd!" "What?" was again Austins only response. "I NEED you Austin, I NEED you more than anybody, you can get your revenge on Vince and that other guy... whats his name again???" Shane toyed with Austin but again Austins only response was "What?" "Oh yea, now I remember, THE ROCK!!!", with that Austin looked over at Shane and smirked a bit but the smirk was short lived "You promise me I can get my hands on him?" Austin said "I swear on my checkbook youll get your hands on the Rock!" Shane said. "Then Im in" Austin said, wincing at the words. "Great I knew you would be! Cmon our flight leaves in two hours" Shane said getting up off of his chair. "I cant fucking believe Im getting involved with these damn McMahons again!" Austin said before taking a last gulp of his beer....
Vince sat in his study with a glass of wine in his hand staring at his fireplace, Linda came in and put her hand on Vinces shoulder. "Did you hear about the nuclear weapons?" Linda asked, "Yes, I did and yes Shane and Steph are behind it" Vince answered. "Oh god Vince where did we go wrong as parents?" Linda asked, "We never did anything wrong except give them every opprotunity they could have but they got greedy!" , "So what are you going to do about them?" Linda asked, "I already have two of my best men on there way to Shanes headquarters, they should stop him easily" Vince answered. "Who did you send?" Linda asked, "Kurt Angle and The Rock!!!!"
It was 1 in the morning in Harlem in a dim lit alley, all of a sudden a black man came running through the alley as fast as he could. About 20 feet behind him 3 police men were yelling "STOP!! POLICE!!", but obviously the man wasnt paying attention, "Aww shit sucka!!!" the man said as he was deciding where to run, he ran down another darker alley and hid behind a trash can. One officer came running past him, as he did the black man shot up and kicked the gun out of the officers hand. "Can you dig that sucka!!!" he said as he spin kicked the officer in the head. The other two officers came running pointing both of there guns at the man. "Stop, you are under arrest", one officer said, the man knowing he couldnt get out of this put his hands up. The officer that was knocked out before got up and hit the black man over the head with his night stick, "YOU BASTERD!!! YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING HEADACH" the officer screamed as he kicked his stomach, the other officers did nothing to stop this assault. Then the officer bent down to put the handcuffs on the man when all of a sudden in a flash his collegs were knocked out on the ground. "What th...." was all the officer could finish before being knocked out himself. The black man layed in a ball and then a voice said to him "Citisen Booker T I presume?", Booker than looked up and saw a man dressed in a super hero outfit. "What the hell sucka, man dont fucking rape me man, Im not into that shit you wacko" Booker said. "I am not here to rape you, Im here to ask you to help a Mr. Shane McMahon Citisen Booker, I am the Hurricane at your service" Hurricane said. "Shane? He needs MY help? Well shit sucka, Im with yea!" with that Booker spun himself to an upright position. "Come now Citisen Booker, we shall take the Hurracycle!!!", "Oh god this is going to be a looooong fucking trip" Booker said with his head in his hands...
A class of karate students stood in 5 lines of 10 in a gym not very big waiting for there instructor. A man then came in, he seemed rather laid back, he had a ponytail and looked very cocky. "OK, today class we are going to do some sparring, I want you all to pick a partner and start, I will be walking around the room watching you, but remember relax and have fun" the instructor said "And always remember who I am" the instructor started pointing to himself with his thumbs "R-V-D!!" With that the class broke into partners and started sparring. RVD then went and walked into his office, he was then tottally shocked to see two men standing in there. RVD then immediatly went into a fighting stance "What the hell do you two want!?" RVD asked. "WAit! Citisen RVD we are not here to hurt or maim you, my boss wants your services" Hurricane began but was cut off by RVD "Why the hell are you dressed up in the goofy outfit man?". "It is my Hurrasuit, because I am the HURRICANE!!", RVD gave a puzzled look to Booker in which Booker gave RVD the wacko hand signal. "Anyway, my boss Mr. Shane Mcmahon is willing to pay you alot of money for your services" Hurricane stated. "Well how much is alot?" RVD asked quickly. With that the Hurricane grabbed a pen and pad and quickly wrote down a number and handed it to RVD. RVD looked at it and quickly poked his head into the gym to scream "Class dissmissed". Hurricane then said "To the Hurricycle!!!", "I think Ill just take my own car and follow you" RVD said, "I think Ill go with him" Booker quickly stated...
A man sat on a stool in a bar, he had a cold beer in his hand and was guzzling it down as fast as he could. Playing on the jukebox was FRiends In Low Places in which the man was trying to sing along with but couldnt keep up. Shane then walked into the bar, he got many looks because he wasnt like most of the people that came into this bar, he was actually clean. Shane then sat down right next to the other man, "A martinee please sir" he told the bartender, the bartender than slammed a big glass of beer in front of him. "What the hell, I asked fo..." with that the other man cut him off "They only serve beer in here you stupid piece of shit!". That left a huge smile on Shanes face, "Well Austin I see you havent changed much", "Neither have you you uperclass basterd!" Austin replied "I should kick your little ass right now for all the shit your dad put me through". "Wait, we are on the same page here my man, I know my dad never appreciated you but I do!" Shane said "What?" was all Austin could say, "Austin I am offering you a chance to get revenge on that old basterd!" "What?" was again Austins only response. "I NEED you Austin, I NEED you more than anybody, you can get your revenge on Vince and that other guy... whats his name again???" Shane toyed with Austin but again Austins only response was "What?" "Oh yea, now I remember, THE ROCK!!!", with that Austin looked over at Shane and smirked a bit but the smirk was short lived "You promise me I can get my hands on him?" Austin said "I swear on my checkbook youll get your hands on the Rock!" Shane said. "Then Im in" Austin said, wincing at the words. "Great I knew you would be! Cmon our flight leaves in two hours" Shane said getting up off of his chair. "I cant fucking believe Im getting involved with these damn McMahons again!" Austin said before taking a last gulp of his beer....
Vince sat in his study with a glass of wine in his hand staring at his fireplace, Linda came in and put her hand on Vinces shoulder. "Did you hear about the nuclear weapons?" Linda asked, "Yes, I did and yes Shane and Steph are behind it" Vince answered. "Oh god Vince where did we go wrong as parents?" Linda asked, "We never did anything wrong except give them every opprotunity they could have but they got greedy!" , "So what are you going to do about them?" Linda asked, "I already have two of my best men on there way to Shanes headquarters, they should stop him easily" Vince answered. "Who did you send?" Linda asked, "Kurt Angle and The Rock!!!!"