Alright, this is a new story I have had in mind for some time now...I know I have other stories, and don't worry! I will update them as well~ Anyway, this is a crossover between Homestuck and Harry Potter. This is mostly my mind running wild...And I wrote this at night, so it might be pretty weird!
I do NOT own Homestuck or Harry Potter.
Chapter one: All in one freaking day
It was another day at Hogwarts, the sky was bright and clear, not a single cloud to see, and the sun was warm. Birds were flying in every direction, and noises from around everywhere could be heard.
Hogwarts was once again full of life, seeing as another year was just about to begin. The sorting of the new students had occurred the day before, and the usual things happened afterwards.
For a certain trio, who had been going to this special school for one year now, it was quite nostalgic. They were all thrilled to be back, and both adventure and danger awaited them. That much they knew, since that past year hadn't exactly been peaceful. One thing was for sure: it would be another interesting year.
Said trio had just awoken in their shared Gryffindor room, and they quickly got themselves ready for the first official day.
One of them, known as the famous "boy who lived", was Harry Potter. The second one was a redheaded boy with freckles, known for his shared color in his family, named Ronald Wesley. The last, but not least, was a brown bushy-haired girl, known for her intelligence, Hermione Granger.
Once ready, they all left the room and their dorm, walking towards the main hall, and afterwards their first class.
"It sure was troublesome to get here…To think the magical barrier would be blocked." Ron said.
"Yeah…" Harry began "I am not certain why, but I think it has something to do with that house elf, Dobby. He really acted strange, even ruining Vernon's meeting. Boy, that didn't turn out pretty. Also, the following events didn't go that well either."
Ron shivered, remembering their little accident with the car and that Whoomping Willow. "I never want to go near that tree again…" He was so in for it. The car was destroyed and drove into the forbidden forest.
"You said he told you to stay home, and not return to Hogwarts, right?" Hermione spoke up.
"Yep, that's about it…"
"Hmm…"
"By the way, what do you all thing of our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?" Ron asked.
"I honestly don't know yet, but from what I have seen, I think he is a bit self-centered." Harry said.
Hermione just shrugged, "We don't know how he is yet. He may be a great teacher."
"Well, in any case, we'll get to see how he is today."
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On a certain meteorite, two certain trolls could be spotted, one sitting on a stone, while the other lied on the ground, staring up at nothing in particular, a few 'Honks' coming from him here and there, while the other scowled irritably whenever it happened.
These past days were killing the troll sitting on the stone. That troll's name was Karkat Vantas. He was a very short troll, with black hair, grey skin and yellow gray eyes, black and gray clothes, and two very small nubby-horns. Despite being as old as most of his fellow trolls, he looked to be one of the youngest, due to his height. He did not like this fact. At all. If one particular person should say anything related to that, all hell would break loose, especially at this time.
He felt so bored and irritated, that he didn't even stop his moirail's rambling. That was saying a lot.
Said moirail was a very, and when I say very, I mean VERY VERY tall troll, with big sharp horns, gray skin and a face painted like a clown, yellow gray eyes, black shirt with black pants that had purple dotted spots on it, making him look more like a clown, as well as black unruly hair. His name was Gamzee Makara.
These two seemed like the complete opposites, yet in some screwed up way, they became best friends.
"-aNd ThEn ThOsE mIrThFuLl MiRaClEs ToLd Me To Do ThAt! iSN't ThAt ToTaLlY wIcKeD kAr-BrO?"
Karkat slowly turned his head to look at Gamzee, his scowl becoming more apparent.
"JUST SHUT UP GAMZEE! I DON'T HAVE THE FREAKING ENERGY TO LISTEN TO YOUR MIRACLES!"
"SuRe ThInG bRo, HONK :o)" He said, and then resumed to stare at nothing.
Karkat sighed. Would they ever escape this glob-forsaken meteorite? He was beginning to doubt his own sanity these days…that sure as hell weren't a good sign. But when had things ever gone his way?
If only one of those fucking miracles that the nooksniffer keeps rambling about would happen…hell, he would even be willing to eat sopher slime for a change!
As if the mirthful gods answered his less polite pleads, a black hole appeared in front of them, sucking them in with full force to who knows where.
The last thing Karkat got to say was:
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!"
…While Gamzee's words were something like:
"…MoThErFuCkIn' MiRaClEs…"
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"Ugh…They sure got the news fast…That Howler was horrors." Ron whined.
The others could only smile and sweatdrop. What was there to say, really?
They were close to the assigned classroom, where their first Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson would take place, when something unexpected happened.
"Holy Merlin's beard-"Ron gawked.
Harry and Hermione were in a similar situation. Right before them, a black hole appeared, and from it came two creatures. These creatures were nothing like the creatures they had heard or learned about.
They were both male, and they had dark gray skin, black hair, horns sticking out of their heads, yellow nails, sharp teethes, and yellow eyes with gray irises. Most of all, they had human-like bodies, but it was clear to the trio, that they weren't.
"-Wha-wha-what the hell are they!?" Ron continued.
"…I-I don't know! I have never seen anything like that!" Hermione yelled.
Harry was speechless.
"UGH…" the short thing said, making the trio tense, even getting their wands out.
"…WHERE…WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!" It roared.
"…I'm TeLlInG yOu BrO, tHiS iS a MoThErFuCkIn' MiRaClE!" The other said, much to the trio's continuously growing confusion.
"SHUT UP GAMZEE! JUST SHUT UP FOR A FUCKING SPLIT SECOND! THERE ARE FUCKING RED ASS-MONKEYS WATCHING US!"
The tall creature, now known as Gamzee, slowly moved his head, until his eyes landed on the trio. The slow movements made them flinch, even backing away.
"….WhOa BrO, yOu'Re RiGhT…"
"OF COURSE I'M RIGHT GAMZEE! IT'S NOT LIKE I WOULD PRETEND TO SAY SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT IF IT WEREN'T TRUE! THAT WOULD EVEN MAKE YOU QUESTION MY SANITY!"
"…ChIlL bRo, I dIg."
"GOOD, THAT'S FREAKING GREAT! THE CLOWN UNDERSTANDS, NOW THAT IS A MIRACLE IN ITSELF!"
Gamzee was about to say something about miracles, but the other's glare made him stop.
"DON'T. START. WITH. ME."
The taller troll gave him a goofy smile, and resumed to watch the gawking humans.
"NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" The small creature decided to break the silence that occurred afterwards.
More people had gathered around the trio, all in a gawking daze. Most of the bypasses had stopped, due to the loud yelling, and when they saw who that noise originated from, they could all but stare.
The students began whispering, and this seemed to anger the short one of the creatures. Hermione decided to stand up, and converse with the creatures. At times like that, Ron and Harry could only admire her.
"…He-hello. My name is Hermione Granger…What about you? Who are you, and do you know why you are here…?" She asked a little hesitant.
"ThE mIrThFuLl MeSsIaHs HaS gOt YoU aLl Up AnD tAlKiNg To Us…MiRaClEs ArE aLl ArOuNd Us. ThE mEsSiAhS cAlL mE gAmZee AnD-"
While Hermione and the rest of the group stared, not understanding what the tall creature said, the short one hit him in the back of his head, gaining a strange sound from the other…it sounded like a 'honk'.
"…WHAT THIS FUCKASS MEANS TO SAY IS THAT HIS FUCKING NAME IS GAMZEE, AND THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE ARE HERE! MY NAME IS KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE ANYWAY?!"
It didn't exactly help them understand what the shorter said, with all the yelling and cursing he did, but at least he was making more sense than the other.
"…Alright," Hermione began "So you are Gamzee and Karkat. This here" she gestured to Harry "is Harry Potter, and this" she gestured to Ron "is Ronald Wesley."
They both nodded.
"The place you are currently at is called Hogwarts, a place for wizards and witches to learn and practice magic, in other words, a school for witchcraft and wizardry. Now, as to why-"
All of a sudden, the doors to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom opened, and the new teacher, Gilderoy Lockhart stormed over to the masses of students.
It was then that the trio, as well as the others, realized how much time had passed, and that they were considerably late.
"What in the world is going on over there?" Gilderoy started "Why have none of you come to my lesson yet? Do you not know that it will have severe conseque-" He stopped in his track when he laid eyes upon the two creatures, and he soon became like the rest, gawking and staring. Yet, a teacher is a teacher, so he quickly regained his senses.
"People, I will call for the headmaster immediately! All of you, except Harry, Ronald and Hermione, leave! You three, take these…these things and come with me to sir Dumbledore's office!" He paused for a second, thinking.
"Use whatever method available to make them come, should they struggle." He left after that, leaving the trio with the two creatures.
"…So…will you come with us, Gamzee, Karkat?" Harry began.
"THE HELL IF I WANT. IT SOUNDED LIKE WE HAD NO CHOICE, AND I GIVE LIKE ZERO FUCKS. I'M NOT GOING."
Harry looked at the taller one, pleading. It seemed useless, as he was in another world at the moment, reaching for something in the air that wasn't there.
He sighed, along with his friends. It looked like they had to use magic to make them oblige.
Having had their wands out for a while now, they only needed to do the spell.
Karkat and surprisingly Gamzee noticed this, so they quickly reached for their sylladex, yet it was too late:
"Petrificus Totalus!" The trio shouted in unison, and in a split second, the creatures were bound, unable to move.
"…So, who takes the tall one?" Ron asked, sounding like he didn't want to go near Gamzee.
Hermione sighed. "Ron, stop being a coward! You know they can't move…The two of us will take him, alright?" Ron whined in response.
As the three of them left, Harry was left with the short one, Karkat. Despite being unable to move, he had a deadly glare on his face, looking like a dog with rabies. Yikes.
"…I'll just bring you to Dumbledore, okay? Nothing more…" He said, before taking the small one with him, and going the way his friends and teacher did.