Chapter 1 Nur_ra
It was a hot summer day when I was walking around the kingdom of TGR, our new queen Cloverpaw had ordered that all able bodied men were to arrive at the castle courtyard by sundown. "I have to get there soon or I might be flogged by a twinkie" I muttered to myself, breathing heavily as his walk had turned into a speedy sprint. I got there just in time, I was greeted by a lot of random people I had never even seen before.I was able to spot one of my friends, PlantinumReaper, as I walked over to him I could see Plant eating a twinkie. "Don't you think you need to lay off those for a while?" I questioned. "I'll stop eating this when I die." retorted Plant, After several minutes of silence the queen walked out of the castle and into the courtyard, she was not wearing her formal robes, rather a heavy suit of plate armor. "Listen up gentlemen, I have a task for all of you, now I know I am still new to this, but I am afraid a most dire request has reached my ear. The autistic kids from BH have raided a nearby village. This is an act of war, I also heard a rumor that the losers of TME have allied with the BH. If this is true, then we must declare war and prepare our borders for attack, you are all being drafted into our holy army, and you will begin training tomorrow, this will be a hard journey, but I have faith that you all will fight with honor and valor, now, let us go back to our duties, you have 6 hours to say goodbye to any friends and family. We move for the ARC training facility tomorrow morning, anyone caught deserting will be tossed into the twinkie pit, where they will die of diabeetus.