Random Naruto funnies
Random Naruto funnies
Chapter 1
Starring Naruto and Sasuke
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
WARNING: THIS CONTAINS ONE OF THE MOST STUPID AND RANDOM STORIES EVER! ONLY PEOPLE WHO CRAVE HUMOR NEED TO READ THIS… JUST KIDDING READ IT! It is random though!
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Sasuke: Naruto, you are such a dobe!
Naruto: At least I don't have Barney the purple dinosaur underwear!
(Naruto pulls down Sasuke's pants to reveal the underwear.)
Sasuke: It's on!
Naruto: On… what?
Sasuke: (Sigh) W-wait! How did you know I had Barney underwear!?
Naruto: I'm not a gay, porny stalker!
Sasuke: … … … … … … … … UP YOURS BITCH!
Naruto: I'm gonna use the smosh move on you!
Sasuke: Oh yay! I love y o u t u b e!
They watch smosh videos…
Sasuke: Ha-ha the only scooter left is a Barbie one! They suck!
Naruto: I wish I had that fucking scooter; it is way cooler than mine! I just have an exploding penguin one.
Sasuke: My scooter is the theme of the best ninja in town. To me at least, also known as my rival… the log!
Sasuke: What are you staring at?
Naruto: Just you're Barney boxers, they are hot! With a capital HA!
Sasuke: Thank you I am a preppy, gay, little kidish, and yet fashionable! … … … What kind of boxers do you have?
Naruto: Well… I am Barney boxers too!
Sasuke: You trader!
Naruto: I swear, whatever I did, it was an accident!
Sasuke: You're wearing my underwear!
Naruto: No, can't you see what they say? It says… I'm a purple, sexy, intense, vampire ninja pickle!
Sasuke: And mine are beige in the background.
Naruto: I hate beige!
Sasuke: Why?
Naruto: It reminds me of Simba!
Naruto: Please don't make me go back to my house!
Sasuke: Why?
Naruto: Well, I'm a terrorist, in case you didn't know. And I have a living knife named Walter, and well, it has gas!
Sasuke: That's not so bad. You have gas all the time!
Naruto: But Sudan's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Naruto: it's not funny! He will kill us!
Sasuke: You mean you! W-wait… you're underwear is yellow in the background.
(Naruto looks around embarrassed.)
Sasuke: Yellow is my favorite color!
Sasuke and Naruto walk back to Sasuke's place.
Naruto: You know these were white when I bought them.