Dislaimer: I don't own Spirited Away nor rights on it or its Character or anything else, so the standard disclaimer applies.

This is something that popped in my head when someone said I was addicted to Spirited Away. Not nearly as long as my other story, but enjoy anyway. Rated PG-13 for some violence and language.

What if Spirited Away were so successful all over the world, that seeing it would be like getting a Big Mac with fries and coke? It would show in theaters year long, people would go see it every day, or once a week, depends. That would be cool. :)

On the other hand, then there'd also be some fanatics...

Overheard near a random movie theater.

Random bunch of people talking:

#1 - What'cha wanna do today?

#2 - Go to Assay. (slang for S.A. = Spirited Away)

#3 - Yeah, me too.

#4 - I'm in.

#1 - But we saw it yesterday!

#5 - So, what?

#3 - Yeah, what's your f***ing point?

#4 - Ain't seen it for three days.

#1 - But wouldn't it be fun doin' somethin' else?

#6 - Like what?

#4 - Hey, what's wrong with you?

#3 - Yeah, what's ya problem?

#7 - Assay is cool!

#1 - I just thought...

#2 - You don't need to stick around with us.

#3 - Yeah, nobody forces you.

#1 - Nothing I just...

#4 - We don't need no people who ain't value great movies.

#3 - Yeah.

#7 - Assay is cool.

#3 - Yeah!

#1 - Last week I heard of a new movie by Spielberg...

#4 - F**k Spielberg!

#3 - Yeah.

#7 - Who's Spielberg?

#1 - He's like Miyazaki, a director.

#6 - You sayin' he's better than Miyazaki?

#1 - I didn't say that.

#5 - But were thinkin' it, right?

#1 - No, no, I...

#2 - Look who's stutterin' now!

#3 - Yeah.

#4 - We got you there, ain't we?

#1 - No, sorry, let's go see Assay.

#6 - All of the sudden changed your mind?

#7 - Assay is cool.

#2 - You want us to believe you?

#1 - Sure, Assay is awsome.

#5 - Did ya hear, he said "awsome".

#4 - Nobody says "awsome" nomore.

#3 - Yeah, where did you pick it up?

#5 - From another movie, right?

#4 - Who you think we are?

#1 - Hey, don't touch me!

#2 - See that? He's attacking me.

#4 - We ain't need no Assay hater here.

#7 - Assay is cool.

#6 - Let's teach him a lesson

#3 - Yeah.

(censored)

#1 - *cough, cough*

#4 - OK, let's go, that's enough.

#3 - Yeah.

#4 - Hey, I said enough, wanna kill him?

#2 - Keep cool, man. Can still make it to the next showing.

#6 - Gotta wash the blood off first.

#5 - Don't wanna sit in the front today.

#2 - Idiot! No reservation, no good seat, that's the rules.

#5 - I just mean, we can go an hour later.

#7 - I want Assay now!

#3 - Yeah, you think the other showing is empty?

#4 - Baka!

#5 - OK, let's go. What about him?

#2 - What about him?!?

#4 - You wanna join him?

#5 - No!

#4 - He'll survive.

#3 - Yeah, who cares for him anyways?

#2 - Let's get moving, someone could've called the cops.

(voices fading)

#3 - Don't drop your popcorn over me again, yeah?

#6 - T'wasn't me.

#4 - Just hope there ain't no cosplayers today

#3 - Yeah.

#7 - Haku is cool.

#3 - Yeah

#1 - *cough, cough*

... hm, on the other hand I'm glad Spirited Away isn't THAT big a movie.