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Lavender likes it better when he comes in early, she hates it when he stays out late, Ron hears the noise outside of his window, Lavenders dangerous make no mistake!
So Ron and Harry lock all of their doors, then they take a breath. They refuse to fall asleep and prepare themselves. Lavenders not all there, she's not all there. She's right there.
"Help me! Somebody save me!" Ron cries. He keeps running, but Lavender keeps chasing. She reminds him all the time; that no matter where he goes she'll always be watching. "Help me! Somebody save me!"
It's the first time that Ron's ever let this show, he should have never got personal with that crazy woman! But the mood was set and the lights were on, what did he think could ever...
He didn't know that she was normal when he caught her eye! Because she's just Mrs. Dr Jeky; and Mrs. Hyde. And Lavenders heart beats for him. The blood runs colder and her heart beats for him. But the blood runs colder. Watching him.
Help him! Somebody save Ronald Weasley! He keeps running but she comes right behind him! Lavender reminds him all the time; no matter he goes she's always be watching.
Help him. Help him. Save him. Save him. Help him. Help him. No matter where he goes she'll always be watching him.
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A/N: This was just a quick, possibly funny oneshot for Ron and Lavender. Possibly the most hilarious couple in the history of Harry Potter!