Hey. :) Today i was sitting at home watching the SNOW ( first time snowing in Jersey this year *excitement* ) and then this inspiration struck- i felt the need to write a story & give you guys a sort of an update. This was supposed to be a Oneshot but i'm turning it into a Short Story because i loved writing this so much. I'm on break so i might update this one, Cross Your Heart and Earthquake soon. This story also revolves around this time period- Christmas. :) && i didn't know what pairing to use so i turned to my new love ; JSwagger && KellyKelly + there's no stories with them. I'm honored to be the first. I'm gonna shut up now.

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It was a snowy Tuesday night and all the Smackdown superstars, divas and crew had just finished wrapping up the show. All of them were dying to get home and enjoy the next few days off with their family. Especially a certain "All American American" who you can say took the upcoming holiday- Christmas quite serious.

"Yes mom, I'm already packing. Just need my boots and I'm ready to head on home to Oklahoma." Jack Swagger smiled onto the cellular device that was held up against his ear. He held his phone with one hand and continued straightening out his suitcase with the other while a huge smile plastered across his face. He couldn't wait to get home and see his mom, dad and wife; most importantly he couldn't wait for Saturday, his favorite holiday of them all, Christmas.

"Now hunny, don't forget anything. And make sure you drive safely! The roads are horrible." Momma Swagger sweetly advised her only child.

"Mhmmm, I got it all worked out mom. Just need one more thing." Jack said onto the phone as he circled his locker room looking for one thing he could not forget. "Listen mom, I'll see you when I get home to sweet ol' Oklahoma. Okay? Send dad and Catalina a hug for me."

"Don't worry I will. Love you son, see you soon." Momma Swagger replied allowing Jack to turn off his cell phone and begin his search for his beloved item.

"Now, where can you be?" the former world champion got down on his knees and searched underneath all the wooden lockers.

"Looking for this?" a familiar voice interrupted Jack's quest on finding what a certain diva held in her hand. Jack slowly got up with a frown on his face and walked up to the blonde who was trying her best to contain her laughter.

"Give me that!" Jack grumbled as he swiped his Christmas sweater from his colleague's hand. "Do you know how important this sweater is?" Jack said with a defending voice as he pointed at his sweater. The sweater was as many say, ugly as can be. It was a red knitted sweater that was decorated with Christmas decorations all over and on the back it had an enormous Santa Claus and his reindeer. The blonde diva wasn't able to contain herself anymore and finally burst into laughter that echoed down the almost empty arena.

"That is the ugliest piece of shit I have ever seen!" she said as tears streamed down her face from so much laughter.

"Kelly! It's not funny!" Jack whined as he watched the beautiful diva gasp for air. "I'm serious, stop." He said in a serious manner.

"Okay, okay I'll thhhop." Kelly said making little pieces of spit land on Jack's face. "thhhee how doe it feel to be on the other thide of your lithp?" she said once again making pieces of spit land on his face causing her to giggle.

"Ewwww! One, STOP spitting on me. Two, STOP making fun of the way I talk and of my beautiful sweater. And three, LEAVE!" Jack said as he pushed the diva out of his locker room, closing the door right behind her. "Shut up!" he yelled towards the door as he heard Kelly's laughter echo. "Stupid blondie! Always making fun of me! Idiot. At least I'm a good looking BLONDE!" Jack continued mumbling as he put on his sweater and zippered up his suitcase. "No way is she going to ruin my Christmas mood." He said with a smile on his face as he walked out of his locker room only to come face to face with Kelly and Vince Mcmahon himself. Kelly instead of laughing in his face because of the sweater he was wearing looked pissed while this time Vince was the one trying to contain his laughter.

"Nice… sweater you got there." The boss said clearing his throat making Jack smile at him sarcastically. "Onto more serious things, you aren't going home." Vince stated making Jack to open his mouth widely surprised at what he had just heard. "Well, you're not going home yet. You see since you and Barbara can't seem to … SHUT UP. I have decided to fix this problem myself, putting you two to good use. I was going to send Eve and John Cena but I'll send you two instead." Mr. Mcmahon added with a proud smile on his face. Kelly and Jack exchanged looks having no idea on what their boss was talking about.

"Please explain further." Swagger said which caused Kelly to nod in agreement.

"You two are going to go to a special Christmas edition WWE autograph signing. We only do it once a year and everyone always complains because they want to be home instead but you know me, I don't give a crap! So instead of sending Cena AGAIN, I'll send you two. Maybe that way you can work out your issues with each other and actually become friends! By the way, good luck because you can only head home when you're finished with the signing so it all depends on the time you take getting to Connecticut and the time you take there and then the time you take getting home. I only hope the snow doesn't become to horrid maybe that way you might be able to make it home for Christmas Eve… unless of course you get snowed in." Vince let out a loud chuckle. "Merry Christmas and you better get going!" with that being said Vince walked his 'walk' leaving Kelly and Jack standing there with their mouths wide open.

"No. Frickin'. Way." Kelly said pissed as can be as she looked up at the 6 foot 6 wrestler that she wasn't very fond of.

"Well, what are you waiting for let's go!" Jack bent down to Kelly's height which caused her to look at him in disgust and picked her up, placing her over his shoulder.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Kelly yelled as she began punching his back.

"We got to start moving before we get snowed in right here!" Jack said in the tone as if he was, 'stating the obvious'.

"But I'm not dressed properly yet and I don't even have my bags ready." Kelly said mimicking his tone as she gave his back one more punch.

"FINE." Jack gave in placing her on the floor. Kelly fixed her T-Shirt and stomped her way towards her locker room, before opening the door she turned around one more time sticking her tongue out towards Jack receiving one in return following the loud thump of her door shutting.

This is gonna be one long ride. Jack whispered to himself leaning against her locker room door.

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