Xcape

This came into mind when I was reading a comic strip by TheDarkYingYang from which means the idea is not originally mine but the story line is. Well, this is a really short chapter so don't kill me. I can't believe I wrote another story...meh...it's fun anyway...

I do not own anything other than Saburo and Jaime. I only use them for mine, and others, amusement and I get nothing, absolutely nothing, in return for doing so. Have fun while reading! It's so strange though.

Saburo was your average 12 year old geek who just love computers. He had lots of piercing on his ears. was wearing a long sleeved grey shirt with a dark blue shirt on top which said 'Screw the World', wore brown pants and black fingerless gloves. He loved watching AcceleRacers so much that he even read and wrote fan fiction. While he was reading some fanfics, this strange pop-up appeared on his screen.

"Xcape...What a strange pop-up..." Saburo muttered, clicking on the pop-up. It read:

Do you want to escape from the boring old life you live in and live in your ultimate dream? Well, you've come to the right website.

Instructions:

1. Type in what you want to do and make yourself your own OC but no Mary Sues or Gary Stus Please 'cause that jams the system.

Saburo typed down what he wanted to be and hit the next button.

2. Next, Pick where you want to go.

Naruto: Become an awesome ninja

Static Shock: You want to meet some bang babies? Then go here

Tokyo Mew Mew: It's because of Ryou isn't it?

Keroro Gunso: OMG! Saburo is hot isn't he? Too bad he's a high school drop-out

Slam Dunk: Live your basketball dream here

X-Men Evolution: Mutants! Everywhere! Live it all here and see real live mutants.

AcceleRacers: Meet all of them muscle men and the Techno geeks here!

Avatar: The last Airbender: Sokka is just so wanted isn't he? Zuko is much hotter though.

Fairly Odd Parents: I seriously don't know what you are going to do here.

"This looks promising." He said, clicking the one which said AcceleRacers but this strange pop-up came again and it said: 'With your finger you idiot!' he closed the pop-up and he touched the screen where it said AcceleRacers and there was this strange blinding light. He was sucked into some type of portal and he appeared on some type of cliff side.

"Ow. Why do my ears feel so...strange..." He said, touching his ears, "OMG! I have pointy EARS!"

"At least now I have more space for another ear piercing..." He muttered, trying to make himself feel better.

"Not just that, your in your own dream. You even have wings!" This voice said. Saburo looked behind him and saw his black vampire wings. He was shocked but still tried to keep his cool.

"Who said that?" He asked, looking around until he saw this floating girl in front of him.

"I am your Xcape mentor and helper because I SUCK AT LIFE!" She shouted.

"So, who are you?" Saburo asked.

"I just told you. My name is Jloriea (Pronounced Gloria), Jlorie for short." She said.

"Now what?" He asked.

"Wait, I got another person coming in. Have fun with her while I glomp Ryou." Jlorie said, disappearing. This girl, about the same age as him, came out from a portal and had jet black hair was wearing a T-shirt which said 'Make War not Peace', black ¾ pants and black fingerless gloves. She also had wolf ears and a wolf tail.

"Ow." She said, picking herself up.

"Hey." He said.

"Hey." She said. 'Oh shit. He's so hot! He's definitely 100 percent Dreamy!' She thought, her tail wagging with content. Silence.

"So what's your name?" She asked, trying desperately to save this 'conversation'

"Saburo Takamoto." He said.

"My name is Jaime." She said.

"That's a girls name right?" He asked.

"Of course I'm a girl! What do you think these are?" She asked, groping her boobs. Sigh. If only guys weren't that ignorant and oblivious.

"Sorry, I just like looking people in the eye when we talk." He said.

"You are so not 100 percent Dreamy! You are 100 percent Jerk!" She exclaimed, smacking her face hard after she found out she said that, her tail wagging like crazy.

"What?" He asked.

"Never mind..." She muttered.

"Um..." Saburo muttered.

"So, what now?" Jaime asked.

"Dunno." He muttered

"I think I hear some voices over here." Someone said.

"Are you sure Stinku? Maybe it's from your damn headphones!" Another person said.

"As if. I know something when I hear it." The first guy said.

"No, I think that all that music has diluted your brain." The other person said.

"I don't think so. I think your brain is so small it couldn't be diluted any more than it already is." The first said again calmly.

"Enough fighting you 2. We just came here so we can find a way to find Ve-" Another person said but was shocked when they saw them. All of them looked around the corner and saw the 2 of them, they all stopped dead in their tracks.

"Who are you?" They questioned.

"The real question is, who are you?" Saburo asked, thinking they looked really familiar.

"Saburo! Their the guys from AcceleRacers idiot!" Jaime whispered angrily into his ear.

"You mean I'm not dreaming?!" Saburo exclaimed, pulling his face and grabbing his newly pointy ears.

Yes, this is not a cliffie. This is just an ending which is actually really bad. R&R ing would be nice please! He he he. Next chapter, whatever I can think of next!