Rock-Out Connection
by: Terrell James
One Friday night, Jojo McDodd and his friends, Mike and Cody McKinney went to the Whoville park to shoecase their talent in the rock-out songwriters spotlight. When they got there, their families were sitting down towards the third row. Ned got up and said, "Good luck, son. Go out there and have fun."
"Thanks, dad." said Jojo.
"You too, boys."
"No probs, Mr. McD." said Cody.
"We're gonna rock the house!" exclaimed Mike.
Their father came in and said, "Boys, I can't wait to hear what you guys are singing. Me and our mother have never been this proud of you."
"Thanks, dad." said Mike.
A few minutes later, the boys came to the stage, looking a little nervous and excited. Jojo looked at the audience behind the curtain and saw all the people staring at the stage. Mike looked at Jojo and said, "You okay, man?"
"Yeah, I guess." said Jojo.
"Don't worry, dude. We're gonna tear this place up!" exclaimed Cody.
"I wish Alex could be here to see this." said Jojo/
"Hey, man. I'm sure he'll look down on us and see us rock out!"
Then, the boys put their hands together and said, "Whoville Outcats!"
The announcer said, "Now, performing; The Whoville Outcasts!"
The crowd cheered and applauded as the curtain rose up and saw Jojo, Mike and Cody together as Jojo held the microphone and said, "Thank you guys for coming out. This is a song I wrote called, 'Boyfriend.' Hope you guys like it.
Then, they started singing the song as the music plays.
All: Hey! Hey! You!
You!
I don't like your boyfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
could be your boyfriend
(Jojo's guitar solo)
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
know that you like me
No way! No way!
No, it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be you boyfriend
Jojo: You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright
(Mike: alright, alright, alright)
Cody: Don't pretend, I think you think I'm so precious
And heck yeah, you're my one and only princess
I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right
(Mike: I'm right, I'm right, I'm right)
Jojo and Cody: Dude's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's that
everyone's talking about! All: Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't
like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new
one!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
know that you like me
No way! No way!
You
know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
want to be your boyfriend
Mike: I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away, I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
(Cody: and again and again and again)
Jojo: So, so come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your boyfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say his name ever again
(Mike & Cody: and again and again and again!)
Mike: Because...
Jojo and Cody: Dude's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what
everyone's talkin' bout!
All: Hey! Hey! You!
You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think
you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
know that you like me
No way! No way!
You
know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
want to be your boyfriend
Jojo & Mike: In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so
when's it gonna sink in?
Dude's so stupid
What the heck were you thinking?!
Jojo & Cody: In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so
when's it gonna sink in?
Dude's so stupid
What the heck were you
thinking?! All: Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your
boyfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
could be your boyfriend
(Mike & Cody: No way! No way!)
All: Hey! Hey! You!
You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You
know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
want to be your boyfriend!
(Jojo & Cody: No way! No way!)
All: Hey! Hey! You!
You!
I don't like your boyfriend
No way! No way!
I
think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
could be your boyfriend
(Jojo & Mike: No way! No way!)
Jojo: Hey... (Mike & Cody: Hey! Hey! You! You!)
I know that you like me (Mike: No way...)
You know it's not a secret (Cody: Hey...)
I want to be your boyfriend
All: No way! No
way!
Hey! Hey!
The song ends and the crowd goes wild and had a massive stream of cheers and applause and ended up with a standing ovation. Jojo, Cody and Mike took a bow and let out a peace out sign as they headed backstage.
Mike and Cody were cheering and high-fiving each other and Cody said, "Dude, we rocked the house tonight!"
"Awesome song, by the way." said Mike.
"Hey, thanks, guys." said Jojo.
Hope that one ROCKED the house! This was a parody of "Girlfriend" from Avril Lavigne. I loved this song so much and I changed it to 'Boyfriend' just to make sense. R&R, please!