A/N: A very short story. It is NOT accurate. Popularity contest between Zhao Yun and Lu Bu.
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!
ZY: I model most of the instruction books!
LB: I model the DW3XL book!
ZY: I am the first character!
LB: I am the mightiest warrior!
ZY: I have two sons!
LB: Diao Chan's my concubine!
ZY: I have a father!
LB: I have three fathers!
ZY: Yeah, but you're a bastard!
LB: I appeared on SWXL!
ZY: I lived longer!
LB: I beat up loads of people!
ZY: Liu Bei loves me cuz I saved his kid, Liu Chan!
LB: I'm famous for Hu Lao gate!
ZY: You're illiterate – at least I can read and write!
LB: I have two wives!
ZY: Liu Bei has more!
LB: I have lots of fangirls and men!
ZY: I have fangirls who think that I look like a god!
LB: I'm lots of people's fav character!
ZY: I've had relationships with my fangirls!
LB: I own Red Hare!
ZY: I have a cool spear!
LB: I have a big ass halberd!
ZY: I'm an elite guard!
LB: DW5 concentrates a lot on me!
ZY: Most people in all three kingdoms know me!
LB: Everyone in all three kingdoms fear me! Muhahahaha!
ZY: I'm hot!
LB: I have a big penis!
ZY: Really?
LB: Ask Diao Chan.
ZY: OK
ZY: I have more friends!
LB: But I have more enemies!
ZY: I'm slim!
LB: I'm muscley!
ZY: I'm intelligent and stuff!
LB: I'm strong and powerful!
LB: I have my own forces!
LB: I killed Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo!
LB: Beat that! Beat that!
ZY: …
ZY: Alright! You win!
THE END
A/N: I warned you that it was short! I run out of ideas. Oh well, I'll write another one very soon. Please review!