Hello, it´s me (again, if you read my other story I just begun to post).

I wanted to tell you one important thing: it´s all your fault! XD

Yeah, I mean it. It´s your fault that I had this stupid idea. Two nights ago I was reading some other fics (probably these you call 'slash' and...it began to spin round in my head and if I am not able to get rid of these thoughts they will continue to chase after me. Maybe only today and tomorrow, or the entire next week D= so I have to write it down as fast as possible.

Now after I insulted everyone of you I just wanted to mention that I need to put a thing right which had bothered me nearly all the time when I just happened to read such stories about

m-preg...

Yay, it´ll be fun! :D

- this place is special reserved for... knockplease!

You gave me a very productive review and also the strenght to redo this chapter... this was really hard work (for me), but I can do this- I have to thank you a lot!

Just to let you know:

Actually no one except of you and me can read this :3

but sometimes I put my comments

right into a sentence

(not in this chapter)

- I´ll tell you later...

And... I´m learning ´da emoticons ;D

Disclaimer:

Nothing except of this crazy idea I own, the rest belongs to JV.

1. Chapter: "My longest introduction ever (up till now)" XD

Our story is going to take place on earth. Several years have by passed since the small green alien called Zim had landed there to take over this planet. Zim believed he had been sent there by his leaders, the 'Almighty Tallest', because he was a very special soldier... no, invader to his race and empire, the Irk. In fact everyone just wanted to have him as far away as possible because Zim was one of the smaller invaders with the great gift of being able to spoil nearly everything.

Sorry...rotfl XD

Everyone on Irk hoped he was trapped there, and their wishes had become true. Zim got stuck in neverending battles with a child, known as Dib. While Dib was the only one who knew Zim´s secret he had been ignored most of the time by all other human beings, although he was in fact - as Dib called himself - the 'last defender of earth'.

This had been the beginning of a seemingly never ending combat between the two of them. Neither Zim nor Dib wanted to give up, they had always their aims in mind which were... actually not as bad as they seemed, because there are always two sides of to the coin.

I simply like the two of ´em, what about you?

Most of Zim´s attempts to fulfill his mission were simply screwed up by himself, because he hadn´t planned them out till the end most of the time, or Dib just did a good job. Their situation would've stayed forever if there hadn´t been any differences between humans and Irkens.

As every human child Dib began to grow - one inch, two inches, ...

and so did Zim, too, although ordinary Irkens were not supposed to grow. This fact came clear as Zim wasn´t able to catch up the height of his so-called nemesis. While he had benn the smallest in class for the time middle skool had started Dib had been one of the tallest humans in comparison with his classmates. The specimen Dib had become pretty attractive to other people, even to Zim, because he was nearly 4 inch taller than everyone at his age.

Right after they were full-grown Zim did catch up slowly with these humans... he continued to grow but just before Zim began to become a real threat for Dib (just in the matter of height) he stopped. To get taller. That made Zim really angry. Because one´s high was one of the most important things to an Irken.

The first time he could take advantage of being superior to Zim even in one point, Dib and the rest of mankind had been defeated as Zim´s leaders, the 'Almighty Tallest', came to earth with their space army, called the 'Armada', by chance.

Everyone had been surprised, but no one more than Zim. Zim had thought he had been left behind on this underdeveloped 'planet'. He had tried everything to inform his leaders, to get their attention when one day the communication system broke down. His computer told Zim that it had been not his fault and Zim understood this sign. Probably he had been unwanted for his entire life...

He had been trapped between the last options that were still existing for him: to stick to his mission and take over the world no matter how bad the mission went as every soldier, invader was taught, or to forget everything about the purposes he had been sent there.

At least he decided for... both choices. Zim cut down his attempts to enslave mankind and focused on the last thing that kept him feeling alive: the Dib-human.

The Dib who had nearly no clue of Zim´s situation played his part very good. Until the Almighty Tallest arrived. Out of the blue Dib lost interest in Zim who seemed to be less a threat than the whole Irken Empire.

And it seemed he had been right.

Quickly the Irken Armada took over everything - mankind, animals and plants. All administrations, the stock exchange, education system, ... were put under direct control of the Tallest.

To cut it short: the whole bureacracy.

And as quick as they had established their new control over mankind they found out what Zim and Dib had been knowing already - most humans were simply idiots. They lost the main part of their interst because only one person had been worthy to collaborate with:

Professor Membrane.

Contrary to what Dib and Zim had been believing the Irkens did not establish a real society of slavery. Humans stayed as free as they had been before, gained money as well... their only new job was to please the Tallest now. Nobody had known the truth, but they said the leaders had been just on vacation.

That had been the most hurting fact for Zim. The leaders he had once believed in came to 'his' planet, but they had not taken over it, and at least - they paid him no attention anymore.

Dib, on the other hand, had been relieved his worst nightmare had not come true. He wished also all Irkens would disappear as fast as they had arrived. Deep inside Dib still feared that the whole situation could change fast - too fast to be able to react, to fight back.

At this time the two of them had been attending High-Skool, the place where this trouble would find its start.

One thing the Irken established at first had been Skool-uniforms. These were long robes in different colours just like all other Irken were wearing.

Ordinary Skool children were supposed to wear green in differents shades of this colour, just as the different shades of the Irken skin, Middle Skool pupils had to wear ones in shocking pink with black stripes reminding on the proper Irken uniform, and the

High-Skool students at least wore red and purple ones which had been shared out without consideration of the different sexes of the students. At least it seemed to be this way.

For examle, Dib´s little sister Gaz received a red one like Dib while Zim got a purple one. Dib himself got a red one.

This whole chaos began with these colours...

Annotation:

Hey, I hope you will forgive me this 'your fault' business... The title has actually a second meaning you will find out when you read my story :3

Like everytime I would feel glad about receiving some reviews =D so I can decide wether to post the next chapter or to do not.

However, thank you for reading this... purely garbage ficlet! XD