Donkey Kong Country Returns

by TailsTheFox31

Oh yes I did. Yes, it is the same story. N, Donkey Kong doesn't say much. Yes, some parts are original and based on game. Yes, I added Cranky. Yes, I like Diddy better. No, you aren't better than me. Yes, DK! Donkey Kong! YEAH!

1. INTRO

The Kong's are back in

(.) DONKEY KONG COUNTRY RETURNS (.)

INTRO:

Oh yes, I did! READ IT NOW. DO IT. I SHALL MAKE YOU READ MY FIC WITH TIKI MIND-CONTROL OR WHATEVER. ~Jungle Theme Harmony Remix Plays~

We all know Donkey Kong is fre*king awesome, right? Good. Let's-a gooooooooooo! ~No? Mario voice isn't good? No? Oh. Okay.~

SO, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD MOVE THINGS ALONG.

YES. WHAT? WH-What? The Mind-Control music is off? Are my eyes-HEY! Readers! Are my eyes swirly? No? Oh, the Mind-Control IS off. It should be ON. All well!

Okay, enough humor. Let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!

Now,

LET'S BEGIN!