This is going to be hilarious. I can feel it in my bones.
Now. I promised you a silly follow-up to 'April Fools,' but this is better. It's a little...out there, but that's because all my weird has no place to go, and I need a place to vent. So...yeah. Thanks for reading this far. I realize author's notes are annoying, but they often provide information that can turn out to be important. Unlike this one; this one's just filler so that my screen looks cool.
To coconutter, who asked for something funny. I apologize dearly for pulling you into this, pal. It's infested you with mindworms, I can tell. (Yes. We're friends in the real world, too. Deal with it.)
Inspired by a commercial I saw for this new show called 'Valentine.' Ah-yah. I get ideas from all places. ;)
BLuSH
The morning of THE INCIDENT, Piper was busy doing the laundry. If she had known beforehand about THE INCIDENT, she no doubt would have been taking measures to avoid THE INCIDENT. However, she did not know about THE INCIDENT, for if she did, this story would have no meaning, and I wouldn't be here.
Moving on.
"FINN! You threw the whites in with the colors again!" she shouted. No response. Where was that...?
His head popped into the laundry room, face covered in what looked like facial cream. "What?!" he snarled. "Dude, I was in the middle of my morning cleaning routine. If you're going to interrupt The Chick Machine during his morning cleaning routine, it'd better be for something good."
Piper merely held up a very messy white sheet in response. The colors had bled all over it, making it look like rather creative tie-dye.
Finn just scowled. "Jeesh. You call me over here to show me your artwork? Lame." Then he turned and left.
Piper sighed and tossed the sheet aside; laundry could wait. She needed a nap to escape from the headache that was beginning to take over her senses. Walking down the hallway, she stumbled into her room and prepared to collapse into bed...only to see that someone was already in it.
"Hello, dear. Mind the nails, would you?"
"HOLY-!"
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A/N: Interesting...
Poll involving this story shall be up on my profile. Hopefully by the time you read this...