I stormed back into my house angry as ever.
Tyler had the whale cam and Amanda was still not willing to leave. I envisioned the flowing waves of brown on her head and imagined mopping up Tyler's blood using her hair. I laughed at my day-dream and then got an idea.
I sat down in my chair and started to type on my laptop.
"And so Tyler Amanda refuses to stop threatening poor, innocent Jack Porter and instead wants to ride on his boat and reveal our secrets. Allow me, the true Amanda Clarke, to save my childhood friend and boyfriend and get rid of their threats." I typed and narrated out loud.
Thunder clapped down on Amanda, which caused her nice little locks of brown to burn up.
"The whale cams are my friends, who always dive underground to avoid the extreme monsoons that target fake Amanda Clarkes who seduce Jack Porters, and Tyler Barrols who extort Daniel Graysons."
All the whales went underwater.
"Oh, but it seems I have forgotten. Amanda Clarkes and Tyler Barrols don't understand the pathology of whale cam. They're too busy trying to seduce their targets, which they don't know how to do very good either."
"Emily! Emily! Oh save us from the monsoons! These waters are destroying our fancy clothing!"
"You will scream pathetically as the monsoon waves come in… but don't worry, my dear extortionists, because Nolan Ross will save, oh, me. Not two Harvard roommates and strippers, oh no..."
I pictured Nolan riding a whale cam and picking me up as we jumped to the top of the Amanda, while the whale swam down under the ocean.
"There we go, Ems!" Nolan said to me. We then heard the psychotic sounding scream of Tyler and Amanda far below.
"Never fear, for Nolan Ross and Emily Thorne are here!" Nolan shouted, firing my gun at the yacht the two fires in my plan had hijacked.
"Damn, here we are trying to save you two from a duo targeting monsoon, and we end up knocking you right into its path instead! That's just a damn shame, huh, Nolan?" I remarked.
"Now, their only hope for survival is if the woman whose son has been threatened by those two decides to help them or not!"
In a second I had Victoria on her cannon-equipped yacht, firing at the enemy yacht.
"Oh no, my future mother in law is in danger!"
Nolan and I swam on whale cams to the deck of Victoria's boat, where we scooped her up and left Tyler and Amanda headed for the rocks. I heard their screams as the boat shredded into the cliff, and they perished.
As I finished writing my little story, I couldn't stop laughing. I nearly doubled over giggling and fell off my chair.
I saved the document, photocopied my pictures of Tyler and Amanda, drew a red X through them, scanned the photocopies, and also saved them to my computer. Giggling, I shut the laptop and then got changed for a swim in the ocean.