Kisame Crack

Reasons he joined the Ataksuki

1.Itachi OoO…

2.To have all the shark-fin soup he wanted

3.So he could afford for his dad's dead body to be turned into his sword

4.So his sister meet, then rape Itachi

5.Hoping to find a female sharky that's not his sister

Why he helps Itachi

1.Cause he's his bitch

2.Once more…for the shark-fin soup

3.So he would have friends… Then eventually kill them

4. So all the people at HQ wouldn't pick on him… that they do… a lot

5.In hopes he could join Itachi in unspeakable things… But it will never happen

Reasons he is the sharky that he is

1.His grand-daddy "mated" with a shark

2.He was abused as a kid

3.His grand-dad did unmentionable things to him also

4.He was made fun of as a kid… so he killed them all

5.Cause even underwater in the depths he wasn't acceptedtears