In this fic, somehow Pinkie Pie has a computer and discovers a list. I don't own MLP or the list. PsychoDemonFox on DeviantArt owns the list.

As Pinkie Pie played on the internet, she randomly decided to search her name. The first thing she clicked was a page on a site called DeviantArt (A/N Don't own DeviantArt either!). the page was titled '60 Things Pinkie Pie isn't allowed to do anymore', by someone named PsychoDemonFox. She read the list out loud to herself.

"1. I will stop narrating events around me.

2. Bananas do not make good boomerangs.

3. Pinkie Pie will stop speaking in the third pony.

4. I will stop making "You might be a redneck" jokes around the Apple Family.

5. Take that costume off.

6. I will not reorganize Twilight's books without her knowledge.

7. "I was bored" is not an excuse.

8. Coffee is off-limits.

9. Especially after what happened last time.

10. No pony wants to see me to a table dance.

11. Get down from there.

12. I live in the country of Equestria, not Imaginaryland.

13. Pudding is eating, not for bathing.

14. Same goes for chocolate milk.

15. And anything vaguely liquid for that matter.

16. Fireworks are only supposed to be set off outside.

17. Remember what happened last time?

18. I am not allowed to go cow-tipping anymore.

19. I will not mess with Rarity's mane.

20. Especially when she's not asleep.

21, I will not make faces at anypony behind their backs.

22. Or while they're facing me.

23. I am not allowed to sing the "Henry the VIIIth" song until the 68th verse ever again.

24. Nor the "Lumberjack Song.

25. I will stop making prank calls to Princess Celestia.

26. And Princess Luna is right out too.

27. Derpy Hooves does not need help delivering the mail.

28. I will stop making Time Turner think evil statues are attacking him, that's just silly.

29. Also, why are you calling him "The Doctor"?

30. My name is Pinkie Pie, not "Princess Partymeister XIII"

31. I am not a pirate.

32. Or a ninja.

33. And especially not "Batman".

34. Or "The Juggernaut".

35. I will not try time travel.

36. I will not go around saying "My name is Pinkie Pie. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

37. I will not draw on ponies' faces while they sleep.

38. There is no evil monkey in my closet.

39. I will not try voodoo.

40. Explosions do not fix everything.

41. No you can't have a chainsaw.

42. Or a bazooka.

43. Or a flamethrower, SWEET CELESTIA!

44. I will not taunt anything larger than me.

45. Rarity's Boutique does not need a new paint job.

46. Catapults are off-limits.

47. ESPECIALLY after last time.

48. I will not use "Yakety Sax" for anything.

49. Take that hat off.

50. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.

51. I do not have superpowers.

52. I am not allowed to anything with sock puppets.

53. Where did you get all those socks anyway?

54. I do not own a giant robot.

55. I will not "Do the Time Warp again".

56. I am not in the Matrix.

57. Where are you even getting these references from anyway?

58. And who is this "Lauren Faust" you speak of?

59. I will not break the Fourth Wall – awww! Ms. Meanypants author! …Sorry.

60. This list is meant to be taken seriously, and not a guideline."

The one that stood out to her most at that time was 60. 'I'm NOT going to take this list seriously because I don't want to!' she thought to herself. 'And I definitely don't think I'll be able to not use it as a guideline now that I've read it!'

"I shall do it all!" she yelled. "Ponyville better hold on, because this is going to be INSANE!" she said to herself.

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