A quiet spring day: Mario Bros. House

A large, cliché looking shadow slowly creeps up towards Luigi.

(Luigi) "No not again, no no, MY POPTARTS."

Luigi wakes up to see Mario with a camera in his hands.

(Luigi) "BRO WHAT THE HELL!?"

(Mario) "AHAHAHAHAHA, Bro did you'a wet your bed again?! I'm totally putting this on facebook."

Looking down Luigi discovers the reason his pants were sticky.

(Luigi) "I had a nightmare."

(Mario) "I had a nightmare where everything was stickers and 99% of the population was Toads, but I didn't wet my bed."

(Luigi) "It wasn't like that. I feel this gonna be a pointless theme that will never be mentioned again?"

(Mario) "Probably."

(Luigi) "I felt like butter... but it was different.

(Mario) "Maybe you're getting a sequel."

(Luigi) "MARIO SHUT UP."

(Mario) ..."I think I'll go for a walk."

(Luigi) *sigh* "It sucks to be Weegee."

(Mysterious voice) "I bet."

Luigi takes 2 steps back in shock, does the hokey pokey (pun not intended, and by "not" I mean totally intended) and turns around to see a bunch of lines.

(Luigi) "DAAHH. WHO ARE YOU!?"

(Zikal) "I'm Zikal, a magic pixl sent to make sure you fufill the prophecy that the light prognostagous predicts."

(Luigi) "Pssh, been there done that"

(Zikal) "NOOOO, this is completely, totally 100% different. A new evil has risen and already has conquered a dimension, parts of yours too."

(Luigi) "Yep real original."

(Zikal) "This is serious."

(Luigi) "Then get Mario, he's the real hero, after all, his name was in the title of my first game."

(Zikal) "Nope the prophecy says you and you only."

(Luigi) "So I can't even bring Mario?"

(Zikal) "Nope, the prophecy says and I quote "The greatest Weegee must travel solo, with a pixl to guide him. So you can't even BRING Mario."

(Luigi thinking) This is my chance to be the hero to step out of my brothers shadow and prove I'm not a scary cat... wait how is it solo if he travels with me?

(Luigi) "I'll do it."

(Zikal) "Great we leave immediately, you might want to change pants though."

(Luigi) "... yeah"

One Intense Pants Change Later

The two step out of the room eager for adventure, but scared. They close the door assuming it's empty, but a familiar face lurks right under their noses. A noise is heard from the window, perhaps.

(Familiar voice) "I think we all know who that prophecy was really talking about."

(Waluigi) "We all know that I Waluigi am undoubtedly the greatest weegee. THAT PROPHECY IS MEANT FOR ME!"

(Waluigi) "It was meant for me, it was my chance to be appreciated, as beloved as every single person around me, it's so I can feel included."

He steadies himself after almost falling off the ladder.

Waluigi slowly climbs down from the window, only spying to see if there was ever any conversation about him. He decides to return to Waluigi Resort, his Mario party board.

Back with Luigi and Zikal

(Luigi) "So where are we going?"

(Zikal) "Two cities and a castle have already been conquered in your world.

(Luigi) "That doesn't answer the question."

(Zikal) "Yadda, yadda."

(Luigi) "I hope it's not the princesses castle."

(Zikal) "You never know. Anyways Merlon granted me this map to see what has already been taken over. You know this world better, you should take it."

(Luigi) "Thanks."

Examining the map Luigi discovers that a town very close to Peachs castle has been invaded.

(Luigi) "We have to go, now!"

(Zikal) "Why?"

(Luigi) "THE PRINCESS!!"

(Zikal) "Who?"

(Luigi) "Princess Peach, one of the four heros the light prognostagous predicted would foil Count Bleck."

(Zikal) "... huh?"

Back with Mario

Hands in his... pockets? Mario walks the streets filled with emotion.

(Mario) "I should probably apologize to Luigi."

He walks into his house and notices Luigi isn't there.

(Mario) "LUIGI, LUIGI. *sigh* Guess I made him'a run off."

He sits on a chest.

(Mario) "What the heck is this?"

He opens the chest and sees memories of his (and some of his brothers) adventures.

He sees a post card from Pill'io Island a shine sprite from Isle Delfino, the typewriter from Mario Teaches Typing, and many other things.

(Mario) "Memories... I think I'll let Luigi take on our next adventure, and I think I can trust him to do it by himself, he's not the little brother I remember him as anymore."

(Mario) "Awww, the author tried to make it emotional. Little did he know the rest of his fanfic would be the least serious thing ever.

Luigi and Zikal

(Luigi) "According to the map we're halfway there. Maybe I'll be the one to get a kiss from the princess."

(Zikal) "Aren't you dating that brunette chick?"

(Luigi) "She's a close friend of mine, but the rumor of her dating me is pure propaganda."

(Zikal) "The more you know."

(Luigi) "So do you know who's doing this?"

(Zikal) "Merlon said that he identified it as a large koopa creature with spikes and is physically large."

(Luigi) "I think I have a pretty good guess as to who it is." He takes a sip from his water bottle.

(Zikal) "If you're guessing Bowser, you're wrong."

Luigi spits out his drink in reaction to this.

(Zikal) "Do you know anyone else who can fit the description?"

(Luigi) "Please this is Nintendo."

(Zikal) "Odds are pretty good that you know who it is then."

Back with nintendo's greatest creation

(Waluigi) "For years I've been beaten into dust and now, I've been chosen to save the world."

(Stranger) "I think you're right."

(Waluigi) "Right you are mysterious stranger, pardon me asking, but who am I talking to?"

(Count Bleck) "Forgive me, how rude it was for me not to introduce myself, I am Count Bleck and I know exactly who you are. You're Waluigi Q. Čyærïəc, the dark prognostagous's choice to fulfill the new prophecy."

(Waluigi) "Oh great, is this one of those bad fanfictions where you're still alive? Cause I've read a lot of those."

Count Bleck looks around at seemingly nothing and eventually replies with... "yes".

(Count Bleck) "Better take a seat I have much explaining to do."

(Waluigi) "Let's see how you justify this one."

(Count Bleck) "So not long ago, I was defeated and sent away to another dimension, but I've returned thanks to the help of four magnificent people."

(Waluigi) "Who are these people?"

(Count Bleck) "If you'd ask anyone else they would say my minions. If you asked me I'd say my closest friends. Mimi, O'Chunks, and Nastasia."

"They meant the world to me and brought me back... but at a cost."

(Waluigi) "What cost?"

(Count Bleck) "My love Timpani, the forth magnificent person, she gave her life so I could return here. Her, and my minions mean the world, and more to me."

(Waluigi) "I wish I had friends like that."

(Count Bleck) "The dark prognostagous predicts that the greatest weegee will attempt to stop the Xeo revolution. Considering the only other weegee failed to fulfill the dark prophecy despite the help of the chaos heart, you're the obvious choice."

(Waluigi) "What's the Xeo revolution."

(Count Bleck) "A new age of technology. Some see it as a plague, smarter people like us view it as a revolution."

(Waluigi) "Why do you need me if I'm destined to stop it?"

(Count Bleck) "I tried to destroy all of humanity once, and I can never forgive myself. If I can prevent you from stopping the Xeo revolution. It might be a step to paying the world back for my terrible actions."

(Waluigi) "That's deep," *he thinks for a second* "I'll help you."

(Count Bleck) "Thank you, now, I have some people I would like you to meet."

The pair head to Castle Bleck, both feeling happier, and emotionally moved... somewhat.

Night time : ????????????

A large bang of light erupts from the sky, and something bright begins to descend. It falls on a pile of black goo.

(??????) "yessssss, finally."

The goo comes together to create a beanbon shape, revealing a large red tunic below it. The creature puts it on, along with a pair of now grey glasses.

(??????) "How lucky the Beryllium star happened to fall on me right when I needed it. Now my revival is the delicious mustard on that bread. The mustard of my revenge."

I think you can guess who it is.

(??????) "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Trust me, that isn't called back to for a few chapters.

Luigi and Zikal : Toad Town

(Luigi) "This is Toad Town, or at least it was."

(Zikal) "Looks a bit more like a city to me."

(Luigi) "It used to be a humble little town near the Castle, so apparently whoever is taking over seems to be modernizing it."

(Zikal) "That doesn't sound too bad. Maybe it's not as drastic as we thought it was."

(Luigi) "You may be right, but I want answers. I'm'a gonna find the mayor."

(Mayor) "That would be me."

Luigi and Zikal turn around to see a toad with a grey spotted cap wearing a suit with a grey tie.

(Luigi) "Ah, what a coincidence, we were just going to look for you."

(Mayor) "Not really, we heard that the savior luigi was coming to our great town. Anyways you want to know about the Xeo renovation?"

(Luigi) "The what?"

(Mayor) "Notice how the town looks more like a city."

(Zikal) "That was the first thing we noticed."

(Mayor) "The Xeo renovation is a wonderful advance in modern technology. So wonderful it's helped Toad Town become so large in it's area that We're planning to rename it Toad City."

(Luigi) "So this is the great evil we've been sent to fix, a freaking advance."

(Mayor) "I would prefer you not call my town a great evil. It's taken me loads of effort to succeed in installing this new system. I cannot allow you ro badmouth this system with that talk EVER again."

He takes a sip from his latte

(Mayor) "BBSSSSSHHHHHTTTHHB! IS THIS DECAF?! SOMEBODY'S GETTING FIRED TODAY!" He shuffles his tiny toad feet off into a nearby building.

(Zikal) "We understand, now let's go see Merlon and make sure this isn't a mistake."

(Luigi) "Let's not get hasty now. We have two more locations to visit. Let's visit Merlon after we do that. After all some Bowser like creature is behind this."

(Zikal)... I guess you're right.

If I had a nickel for everytime I had to cringe at this chapter.