Rule #36: There will be absolutely no watching of "My Little Pony" on any of the TVs in the tower at any time. Not now, not ever. Bronys, +cough+ Clint +cough+ are not to discuss MLP at any time. EVER.
Rule #37: There will be no MLP discrimination in the rulebook.
Rule #38: Yes. There will be.
Rule #39: No there will not.
Rule #40: Yes.
Rule #41: Any and all arguments concerning TV shows, books, movies, ect. are not to be discussed in the rulebook.
Rule #42: No dating games. No more.
Rule #43: Natasha and Clint were dating anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Rule #44: WHY DOES NOBODY EVER REMEMBER RULE 12. REMEMBER RULE TWELVE!
Rule #45: Any texts, comments and/or blogging involving teasing of Steve and Pepper as a result of Tony's idiotic "Date-o-rama" are hereby outlawed.
Rule #46: The previous rule also extends to Clint and Natasha, Bruce and Fury, Agents Hill and Coulson, and, of course, Tony and Loki. Especially that last one.
Rule #47: Unfairly blaming Tony Stark for a decision that he had no part in, and was in fact MADE BY THE REST OF THE AVENGERS by voting, is not okay.
Rule #48: Rule #47 is hereby annulled. This is all your fault, Stark.
Rule #49: Rules forty-two through forty-eight, made before the day of June 17, 2013, are permanently instated. The night of June 19, 2013, is never to be mentioned. Ever. Not in the rulebook, not out loud, not in writing, not in text. Not in anything.
Rule #50: There will be absolute respect in tonight's meeting, as it is occurring specifically for the purpose of dealing with any emotional or physical scarring left by the night-that-must-not-be-named.