(A/n)- I read a lot of theses and decided to try… No flames.

10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen.

Brag about how much better Jacob is than him and say Bella should have gone with Jacob.

Send him a lot of love letters and sign it 'Mike'

Call him a prettyboy all day.

Say "There's something wrong with you, you can't even read Bella's mind."

Tell him that his hair is SO not natural.

Give out his numbers to a bunch of girls and laugh as he gets annoyed.

Pretend you can read Bella's mind and don't tell Edward what she's thinking.

Hire him a piano instructor for his birthday.

Tell him that Embry imprinted on Bella and get Jasper on your side.

10. Make him take Bella to a blood drive.

(A/n)- I really hope you like it! Who do you want next? R&R