A/N: I am warning you, this is a really stupid and comical oneshot that I came up with when my dad told me something that shall remain a secret. It's also very, very short.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Slayers.
Zel and Xel.
"Hey, Zelly-poo! Guess what I found for you!" Xellos cries cheerfully, lugging around a boulder larger than his head. "Look! It's your twin sister!"
"How many times have I told you that, for one, I'm an only child, and two, STOP CALLING ME ZELLY-POO!" Zelgadis growls in reply, trying in vain to fix his attention on the book he is currently reading.
Xellos feigns hurt. "But Zelly-poo, Zelly-poo is such a cute name."
Lina taps Zelgadis on the shoulder and whispers something in his ear. The chimera smiles, and Xellos' smug look is replaced by curiosity. "What? What is it?"
"Oh, it's nothing, Xelly-poo."